Author: CO2Insanity

The best commercial Shatner ever made… Well, it’s not really a commercial, but it’s awesome. The freakin’ idiots in Congress and elsewhere should watch this until they get a clue.

Russia blacklists 18 Americans in retaliation for ‘Magnitsky List.’ Well, it didn’t take Putin long to start putin it in.

Tough-on-crime police chief accidentally eats entire cannabis-laced cake left at his home by his daughter’s friend. Talk about a bad case of the munchies, this is it!

Senators Trade the 2nd. Amendment For Sex and Booze Yacht Parties. So, we wonder how many had photos taken of them in compromising positions? Blackmail anyone? Any politician who’d participate in something like this is dumber than a box of rocks.

Illegal Immigrants to Border Patrol – “Obama’s Gonna Let Me Go!” We wonder what Janet our borders “have never been stronger” Napolitano has to say about the increased incursions by undocumented Democrats?

ESPN SOURCES: TWO NASCAR DRIVERS ADVISED NOT TO DO INTERVIEWS IN MEDIA CENTER TO AVOID APPEARING WITH NRA LOGO. If true and NASCAR keeps this up, we bet they’re going to lose a lot of gun owning viewers, including us. You can email your opinion to: [email protected].

CONTROVERSIAL PRO-ABSTINENCE SPEECH AT PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL DEEMED ‘SLUT-SHAMING’ BY STUDENT. Darn, and we always thought slut-slamming was what went on the back seat of your car at the submarine races drive-in movies. (Yes, we’re THAT old).

IRS Agent Seduced Me, Then Didn’t Help Me With Audit, Oregon Man Claims. Well, perhaps he gave her 60 seconds of his time and she returned the favor.

Planned Parenthood: This Gosnell case is “appalling.” Looks like PP is playing CYA. We bet to PP the “appalling” parts are he got caught, this is going nationwide, that even the liberals are disgusted and mainly that the focus may be on what you’re doing next.

MAN STUFF: Store Beats The Crap Out of Armed Robber with Bat. Quick! You morons that run Chicago need to immediately pass a law so everyone has to get a bat permit. After all, you don’t want the good guys to fight back! As an aside, the store owner must have about the biggest balls ever.

http://youtu.be/L5QrrTETe5M

Jane Fonda tells Veterans threatening to boycott movie where she plays Nancy Reagan to ‘get a life.’ Over 40 years later old Hanoi Jane is still flipping the bird to Vietnam vets. To paraphrase Forrest Gump: Traitors is as traitors does.

Pictured: Boy, 18, who bragged online about his plans for a shooting spree just three minutes before he burst into Virginia college with shotgun and shot two women. Breaking! Terrible! So far no one’s died thank God. But we have to wonder if he’ll blame Biden for telling everyone to use a shotgun?

Anything Putin can do… President Obama plays the action man in newly released behind-the-scenes White House photos. Secret president man, secret president man, they’ve given you a fake social security number and taken away your name. Swingin’ in a Hawaii mansion one day, and then playin’ golf with Tiger Woods the very next day, oh no you let the wrong word slip, your teleprompters on the fritz, odds are you’ll be playing golf tomorrow.

TEXAS CONGRESSMAN’S NEW BUMPER STICKER IS GOING TO INFURIATE THE LEFT. Infuriate? We bet they scratch up his car with a rusty coat-hanger.

Carnival: No reimbursement to US for disabled ship. So why doesn’t the US tell Carnival to immediately remove their broken down wreck of a ship from Mobile, Alabama and also tell them no tickee no dockee at US ports until it’s paid? Perhaps Heinz supplies their condiments.

Is Obama About to Tick off Putin? Looks like Obama and Kerry need to ketchup on foreign policy and common sense to us. We think Putin might enjoy Putin the ketchup bottle up a couple of someone’s posteriors.

DAD FURIOUS AFTER FINDING THIS CRAYON-WRITTEN PAPER IN FLORIDA 4TH-GRADER’S BACKPACK: ‘I AM WILLING TO GIVE UP SOME OF MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS…TO BE SAFER.’ Here we go. Mere minutes after the previous post we get this. We’re beginning to wonder what the Department of Propaganda Education is up to. Seems like there’s a growing amount of stories about attempts to brainwash children with communist propaganda at public schools lately.

Comedian Jonathan Winters dies at 87. May God bless you. You made millions laugh. Below, a classic scene from It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

http://youtu.be/lZ9N7oCKC1E

Watchdog Group Files Ethics Complaint Against McConnell Over Judd Tape Revelations. If they’re doing this then they better file about 500 complaints against Obama.

VAN JONES: FOX NEWS CHIEF ROGER AILES CALLING OBAMA LAZY ‘DISGUSTING… RACIAL CHARGE.’ So Van, when Obama and the blacks in his administration blame GW Bush for everything when Obama’s been President for the past 4 plus years, is that racial, too? We won’t hold our breath for an answer.

Progress Kentucky official resigns. Looks like a case of where there’s guilt, there’s fire.

USC Professor Goes Off On ‘Stupid,’ ‘Racist’ ‘Losers’ in GOP: Advocates Suppressing GOP Votes. I just forwarded this to an attorney friend who’s a USC Alumni and a die hard Republican. I hope he stirs up a load of crap over this with his fellow Alumns.

Veteran teacher’s resignation letter pouring scorn on America’s ‘zombie-like’ education system goes viral after huge wave of support. We like his attitude but we don’t think the poor guy really gets that fact that Zombies who will do government bidding and aren’t smart enough to question what they’re told to do are EXACTLY what the government wants the brainwashing education system to crank out.

Pat Toomey’s reward: Bloomberg’s gun-control group drops attack ad, runs favorable ad in PA instead. Toomey get’s under Bloomberg’s desk. Bloomberg returns favor.

Republican mayor of Lancaster, California wonders if we will survive the upcoming CO2-induced wars.

When asked by New York Times reporter Felicity Barringer if he views global warming as an imminent threat, Parris replied “absolutely.” He continued: “I may be a Republican. I’m not an idiot.”

We beg to differ on both issues. Perhaps next week he’ll announce the City of Lancaster is building an Ark for when that global warming induced sea-level rise hits Lancaster, CA at 2,359 ft above sea-level.