Author: J.P. Travis

Daily Mail retracts story about Melania Trump being an escort. The retraction came hours after she sued them for $150 million, suggesting they knew the story was bogus and were just seeing what they could get away with.

Oh great, even the robots are biased. 72 hours after Facebook fired its “Trending” editors for being liberally-biased, propagandizing weenies and replaced them with an algorithm… the top story was a false story about Megyn Kelly being fired.

14 people arrested in $16 million food stamp fraud. Take a look at the names: 10 of the 14 are Muslim. From the link: “…it makes me wonder if they have training programs abroad in how to buy convenience stores in the US and rip off the dumb (infidel) Americans!”

Colorado professors ban climate skeptics.

“The point of departure for this course is based on the scientific premise that human induced climate change is valid and occurring. We will not, at any time, debate the science of climate change… Opening up a debate that 98% of climate scientists unequivocally agree to be a non-debate would detract from the central concerns of environment and health addressed in this course. If you believe this premise to be an issue for you, we respectfully ask that you do not take this course…”

Finally! a valid reason to vote for Trump. If he wins, Barbara Streisand says she will leave the country.

PBS cuts criticism of Hillary Clinton from Jill Stein interview. The left gets a taste of what conservatives experience on a daily basis.

One week after Dr. Drew questioned Hillary’s health… HLN announces that his show has been cancelled. Probably just a coincidence.

Most of Hillary’s meetings as Secretary of State were with Clinton Foundation donors. Guess she didn’t have time for non-bribe-paying peons.

“If you dance with the devil, then you haven’t got a clue, for you think you’ll change the devil, but the devil changes you.”

We’re from the government and we’re here to help. Louisiana residents have been doing an awesome job of helping themselves, including thousands of boat owners, dubbed the “Cajun Navy,” who took to their own craft to rescue neighbors. Now a state legislator wants to require training, certificates, and state permits for boat owners who want to rescue people during a natural disaster.

Wise Intelligent Supreme God Allah arrested in Akron. So just like that the problem is solved? No more suicide bombers? ISIS will disband, the Taliban throw down their guns, and Palestinians start looking for jobs? Good job Akron police!

CNN’s racist headline. They were trying to make Trump look racist but their snarky headline implies that “black voters” and “felons” are synonymous.

“Rising star” Democrat found guilty on all counts. Don’t worry about Kathleen Kane. Multiple felonies are just resume enhancers for a Democrat.

UN troops in Sudan stand by while foreigners raped, beaten, killed. The rampaging Sudanese troops were especially looking for Americans to mistreat. The UN “peacekeeping” troops–from Ethiopia, Nepal, and China–were less than a mile away but refused to respond. They wouldn’t even drive over the next morning to look at the carnage so private security personnel eventually rescued the survivors.

Medical doctor makes strong case for Hillary having Parkinson’s. Repeated falls, weird behavior, needing help to get up stairs: it all adds up to something being wrong with the woman.

Weiner on weiner. He’s been caught sexting again, this time telling a girl in LA he was “deceptively strong like a mongoose” before giving her his cell number and telling her how to find him. Unfortunately, he was actually communicating with the girl’s boyfriend the whole time… so his mongoose urges went unsatisfied.

Hacker demonstrates how to compromise voting machine. The dude didn’t even have to leave the voting booth. He brought with him a $15 device you can buy online which allowed him to vote as many times as he wanted. And he said that was only one way he could hack the results.

Scientist predicts global cooling. Clearly this woman needs reeducation. If they pin her eyes open and make her watch Al Gore’s documentary twenty times in a row, she will happily rejoin the hive.

Navy to name ship after gay child molester. Obama’s Secretary of Navy already sent the notification about the “USNS Harvey Milk” to Congress. It’s a Military Sealift Command fleet oiler… insert suitable wisecrack here.

Another disease outbreak among gay men: meningitis. Add this to HIV and every other form of STD, clinical depression, body image neuroses, substance abuse, domestic violence, various bowel disorders lumped under the classification “gay bowel syndrome,” lice, pinworms, scabies, and flea bites, all of which occur among gay men at a much higher rate than among the general population. But still we are supposed to teach our youth that the gay lifestyle is okay.

A breakthrough in comprehending Democrats. A donkey ride company in London invented technology that interprets donkey “ee-awws” and facial expressions, translating them into English sentences. Could come in handy since both political parties are running a Democrat for president this year, eh?

The Obama economy. The home ownership rate has been plummeting since he entered the White House and is now the lowest it’s been since 1965.

Muslims storm French church, film themselves slitting throat of priest on altar. According to a nun who was present, they performed a little demonic ceremony around the altar before the murder. Any questions?

Obama Face The Nation interview yesterday:

Host: “Is honesty overrated as a presidential quality?”

Obama: “I think it is absolutely necessary, because the trust you have with the American people is currency that can get depleted and is hard to build back up.”

Jesus wept.

IOC bans all Russian athletes from 2016 Olympics. They left some wiggle room by allowing individual athletes to make a case for why they should be excluded from the blanket ban but, with the games starting in eleven days and most sports bureaucrats already on their way to Rio, there isn’t much time for that.

Kerry working on the dire threat to human life posed by… refrigeration?

“Secretary of State John Kerry said in Vienna on Friday that air conditioners and refrigerators are as big of a threat to life as the threat of terrorism posed by groups like the Islamic State.”