J.P. Travis

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Hudson Bay freezes over early for third year in row. The polar bears have already headed out onto the sea ice. Which is sad news for all the tourists who arrive this time of year to gaze at and photograph the poor, overheated, starving polar bears waiting on shore for the ice to form. Maybe they better move up the polar bear tourist season to October. Or September.

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Is the Pope Christian? In the most flagrantly heretical denial of Christian doctrine yet, Pope Francis is quoted by his longtime friend as saying Jesus did not rise from the dead, but merely reappeared as a spirit. And the Vatican has once again issued a “non-denial denial” suggesting the quotation is accurate.

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California congresswoman wears Batwoman costume to impeachment vote. Forget about the impropriety of wearing a Halloween costume while considering the removal of the president of the United States. Forget about that. More importantly, should this saggy old woman be wearing that cheap-ass costume without breast support?

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Iran turning into Venezuela. Trump’s sanctions are biting and the ruling mullahs just moved $22 billion out of the country into foreign banks, always the first sign that failing dictators are preparing their post-collapse retirement.

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Washington Post headline writers change al-Baghdadi title from “Terrorist-in-Chief” to… “austere religious scholar at helm of Islamic State.” Oh, and if that doesn’t already make you throw up your Cheerios a little bit, in the body of the article they call him a “conservative scholar,” apparently trying to make the murderous barbarian sound like a member of a Republican think tank.

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James Comey says he will move to New Zealand if Trump is reelected. That howl of anguish you just heard originated in the Southern Hemisphere.

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Big Sky Conference names man “Female Athlete of the Week.” We live in the Bizarro World. No other explanation.

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It ain’t no fun when the rabbit got the gun. An Arkansas hunter died Tuesday when the deer he’d just shot got up off the ground and attacked him. Apparently the buck did not stop there.

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Mitt Romney has fake Twitter account under name “Pierre Delecto.” Which he uses to defend himself from criticism. What a tool.

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Hunter Biden never visited the Ukraine once… during the five years he was a $50,000-a-month director at Burisma. To summarize, Hunter Biden did not know anything about the energy business, did not speak the language, and never even bothered to show up for a directors’ meeting while he was being paid millions of dollars to “advise.”

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Freshman Rep. Katie Hill (D-CA) has had affairs with two staffers since taking office. Not surprisingly, she and her husband are now “estranged,” which we think might be California-speak for “he is tired of being married to a ho.”

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Hillary Clinton just called Tulsi Gabbard a “Russian asset.” Let’s see, the matriarch of the Clinton Crime Family, which has spent more than half a century cozying up to Soviet communists and socialists, and spent eight years in the White House selling American military secrets to the Red Chinese, calling an Army major who did two tours in the Middle East a Russian asset… that makes about as much sense as Bill calling himself a feminist.

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Fake news, ABC version. Over this past weekend, ABC News repeatedly aired video they claimed was from the frontline battle between Syrian Kurds and the invading Turks. Except it was actually video from Knob Creek Gun Range in West Point, Kentucky.

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Protesting climate alarmists in Australia bury heads in sand. Which seems like a bizarre way to protest (how would you even know anybody was watching?) but also hilariously apropos.

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Shepard Smith out at Fox News. Tour of leftwing anti-Trump shows on CNN, MSNBC, etc., begins in 3… 2… 1…

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Wait, what? Investigative reporter John Solomon appeared on “Hannity” Tuesday and revealed that Ukrainian prosecutors had already re-opened the investigation into Burisma in March, four months before the phone call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. And the U.S. knew about it. So there couldn’t possibly be a quid pro quo because the quo was already ex post facto.

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Ilhan Omar getting divorced, blames “political opponents and the media.” Because marrying her brother and having an affair with her “campaign consultant” had nothing to do with it.

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Fauxahontas caught in another lie. On the campaign trail she’s been claiming that she lost her first job, as a special needs school teacher, because she was “visibly pregnant.” This was supposed to highlight the need for teachers unions and garner her sympathy for being discriminated against as a woman. Turns out the whole story was a complete lie. Never happened. Pure fiction. In fact, she’s more Indian than she was fired for being pregnant.

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Whistleblower worked on campaign of 2020 Democrat presidential candidate. Since that would have been in the past, before he or she became a CIA employee, the logical assumption here is that he or she worked for Joe Biden at some point. We already knew the whistleblower was a registered Democrat–CNN broke that news. Now we know why the IG said the complaint was motivated by political bias.

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Pelosi’s son has been getting paid by a Ukrainian oil company too. Weird coincidence, eh? Oh, and did we mention that John Kerry’s stepson was also a paid director at the same Ukrainian company that was paying the Biden kid? So they had the Secretary of State’s kid and the Vice President’s kid on their payroll at the same time. Weird.

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Planned Parenthood builds huge secret megacenter in SW Illinois. This place is huge, 18,000 square feet. It’s like the Wal-Mart Supercenter of baby killing. They chose the location so they could draw “customers” from Missouri, where abortion is getting difficult, and they built in total secrecy because… well… that’s where shameful things are generally done.

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Scott Pelley on 60 Minutes: “We can lie even gooder than Schiff!” This is a full-blown propaganda effort and of course 60 Minutes never met a leftwing propaganda effort they didn’t want to participate in, so… Scott Pelley began their impeachment coverage last night by announcing that the whistleblower was “under federal protection, because he or she fears for their safety.” Except that is completely untrue, as the whistleblower’s own lawyers have been trying to tell them.

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California learns that decriminalizing retail theft results in more retail theft. Gosh, who could have guessed?

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Intelligence community modified whistleblower rules days before Ukraine complaint against Trump, to allow Ukraine complaint against Trump. This was nothing more than an orchestrated hit, a continuation of the coup attempt by our out-of-control Deep State “intelligence” apparatus. And like everything else the intelligence community does, it was bungled.

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Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff opens Intelligence hearing by reading entirely made up, fraudulent, and fabricated transcript of a telephone call that never occurred. And if that’s not dumb enough for you, when he was called out by a Republican congresswoman, he tried to excuse his lies by saying, “My summary of the president’s call was meant to be at least part in parody,” where the word he actually meant to use (but his peabrain was unable to recall) was paraphrase.

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