J.P. Travis

Politico reporter has SCOOP about Donald Trump, Jr.! This is HUGE! Allegedly, Donald Jr. called a woman a bitch and used the F word. In pre-school. When he was three years old.

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UK built a wall to keep out illegal immigrants… but the wall has unlocked doors in it. So illegals simply open the doors and jump on passing trucks like they always have.

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Clinton Foundation whistleblower found dead with knife in chest. New York city police have ruled it… suicide? Wait, what? Seriously, who commits suicide by stabbing themselves in the chest?

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Los Angeles city councilman wants shelter dogs on vegan diet. Liberalism. It’s a mental disease.

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USA Today calls Trump unfit to clean Obama’s toilets. And yet the media still can’t figure out why nobody respects them.

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CNN walking back another story. Maybe, to save time, CNN should just issue a warning at the top of every hour: “Everything we say is pure fiction invented with the intention of hurting conservatives and helping Democrats. We are not journalists, we don’t hire journalists, we don’t pretend to be journalists, we are simply asses who get to be on TV.”

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Another foot washes ashore in British Columbia. This is the 13th so far. IHTM as a theory: this is what happens when you switch to the metric system… nobody uses feet anymore.

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PETA declares war on macaroni and cheese. Liberalism. It’s a mental disease.

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Dumbass Muslim blows himself up in Manhattan subway station. Apparently the pipe bomb he strapped to himself went off prematurely. Can we nominate an entire worldwide religion for a Darwin Award?

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CNN totally, completely, obscenely, and perhaps intentionally botches bombshell story about Donald Trump, Jr. After playing the story in a major way most of Friday, they were apologizing and wallowing in shame by Saturday morning. Once again, in case you haven’t figured this out by now: CNN = fake news.

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“One whiff and you’re stiff.” Villagers in Ringaskiddy, Ireland, say air pollution from a nearby Viagra factory is affecting the menfolk. It’s got them riled up… so to speak. “Even the dogs walk around in a state of sexual excitement,” says one villager.

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It’s snowing in South Texas and you know what that means: Climate change Chicken Littles are out in full force.

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Sen. Feinstein blasts Trump’s decision to move embassy to Jerusalem. Which she voted for multiple times including as recently as June of this year.

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John Conyers III arrested for body-slamming girlfriend, spitting on her, cutting her with knife. Sounds like a chip off the old block. No wonder Daddy is endorsing him for Congress.

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Mainstream media screws the pooch again. Friday it was ABC’s Brian Ross saying candidate Trump ordered Flynn to contact the Russians. Wasn’t true. Today everybody in the media was having an orgasm because Mueller subpoenaed Trump’s Deutsche Bank records from 20 years ago. Turns out that’s not true either. They’re like rabid dogs, foaming at the mouth for a drink of revenge yet completely unable to slake their thirst, pitiful creatures with no hope of recovery.

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Sports Illustrated gives 2017 Muhammad Ali Legacy Award to Colin Kaepernick.

GQ gives Citizen of the Year Award to Colin Kaepernick.

These media people keep spitting in America’s eye and then wondering why nobody buys their product anymore. It’s like watching slow-motion suicide. “Hey, I got an idea! Let’s give Colin Kaepernick an award and see how many more readers we lose!”

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Michigan State economics professor says $21 trillion is missing. He and some graduate students were reviewing federal government finances back to 1998 and found repeated instances of unauthorized extra-constitutional transfers, in one case for $800 billion at once. When he asked the feds about the transfers, the feds removed the online links to the reports so he couldn’t see them anymore.

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Episcopalian clergyman prays for Prince George to be gay. When your priest is praying for the sexual perversion of four-year-old boys, it’s time to admit you are not in a Christian church.

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Brown University to let students “self identify” as persons of color. In other words, at Brown you can be brown even if you’re not brown as long as you’re attending Brown.

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Elementary school teachers attend “LGGBDTTTIQQAAP” sensitivity training. And people wonder why little Johnny can’t read.

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Schadenfreude classic. Try not to laugh watching Charlie Rose interview Kevin Spacey about Bill Clinton in 2015. Spacey:

“I was always there… I was a true friend. I never doubted him. I never stopped believing him.”

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Congressional Hispanic Caucus won’t let Republican join. Maybe they should change their name to something more honest. How about Yet Another Group Of Whiny Democrats, This Time Masquerading As An Hispanic Caucus?

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Game maker buys land along border to stop wall. Cards Against Humanity LLC hopes to delay construction of the wall and make it more expensive by hiring lawyers to fight the government in court. So with that declared goal in mind, what game are none of us going to buy this Christmas?

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Did Pope Francis just call us perverts? If you deny the science behind the Global Warming scare, you have a “perverse attitude” according to the pope. This from the guy who has done nothing to curb or punish the many actual perverts in the Catholic priesthood.

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Donald Trump sentenced to death. By North Korea. For calling Kim Jong-In short and fat. (Kim is 5’7″ and weighs 290 lbs. but he’s merely well-fed, not fat.)

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