The poll results are so wildly different, either nobody knows WTF is happening or someone is lying.
PSA: Madonna did not violate election law. IHTM researched the matter and while it is illegal to offer anything of monetary value in return for a vote, we determined that with her advanced age and new habit of wearing a “grill” on her front teeth, her offer of a blowjob to anybody who votes for Hillary has no monetary value.
DePaul University censors College Republicans for “bigotry.” They printed a flyer that proclaimed “Unborn Lives Matter” and University President Dennis Holtschneider went apeshit. DePaul is a Catholic school, by the way (supposedly).
What happens when a nation pays for hostages? Well, obviously, hostage takers are incentivized to take more hostages. Now that Obama opened the floodgates by paying Iran $1.7 billion for hostages, Iran has taken more American hostages and this time wants “many billions of dollars” to release them.
Soros-connected company provides voting machines to 16 states. The company website brags about providing voting machines for Venezuela since 2004 and voting machines for Chicago since 2006… well-known bastions of democracy.
Mexican illegal accused of raping 12-year-old has been deported 10 times. The headline says it all, doesn’t it? The system is not working.
Evan McMullin basically tied with Trump and Hillary in Utah. For a guy with no party, whose whole selling point is he’s neither of them, the guy is doing surprisingly well. And given how conservative and Republican Utah is, Trump is doing surprisingly poorly.
Unnamed “state party” severs Julian Assange’s Internet connection. Those constant WikiLieaks exposures were irritating the Clinton crime family so they had to do something. The Empire Strikes Back.
Podesta sent email about assassination three days before Scalia’s death. Whatever Mr. Podesta meant by “wet work,” surely he will quickly, openly, and honestly explain himself. Right?
“They bus people around to vote… They put them in a bus and go poll site to poll site.” New York City Board of Elections Commissioner Alan Schulkin, a Democrat, admitted on hidden video, “It’s absurd. There is a lot of fraud. Not just voter fraud, all kinds of fraud…” and said he thinks there should be voter ID.
“Right now I am petrified that Hillary is almost totally dependent on Republicans nominating Trump…
The guy who predicted an ice-free Arctic by September 2016. Even though he looks foolish, Professor Peter Wadhams refuses to abandon his dire warnings about the climate. But now he makes sure his predictions are a little more vague:
“My view is that the trend of summer sea ice volume is relentlessly downward, such that the volume (and thus area) will come to a low value very soon–in a very small number of years.”
The great big ever-growing list of Republicans who have rescinded their Trump endorsements this weekend. (Plus a bunch who never endorsed him in the first place.)
NOAA insists they did not exaggerate their hurricane warning. Yeah, sure, just like they don’t exaggerate Global Warming.
After nearly eight years in office, Barack Obama is still the guy who never successfully ran anything, still the guy who has never accomplished anything, and still a legend in his own mind.
DiCaprio says climate skeptics “should not be allowed to hold public office.” And he flew into Washington, D.C., on his private jet to say that.