J.P. Travis

ISIS suicide bomber suffers from premature detonation. At a going-away party with fellow nutjobs militants, his explosive belt went off, killing himself and the well-wishers. Not a good way to impress 72 virgins.

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Many college students are “book virgins.” Meaning they have never in their life read a book from beginning to end. If you were wondering how human civilization will end, now you know.

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Donald Trump is NOT under investigation by the FBI. But Bernie Sanders IS and Hillary Clinton WAS. We just thought, since it’s Monday, we’d start the week with a moment of clarity.

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Muslims outraged by vendor putting his urine in their drinks. They thought they were drinking camel urine, which was recommended by Muhammad and therefore considered magical. When they found out the vendor was just peeing in their drinks they were really… [wait for it, wait for it] pissed.

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CNN retracts another anti-Trump story. It’s like they just make shit up because it’s Thursday. Normal people would be ashamed, or at least embarrassed, but CNN doesn’t seem to be capable.

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Stevie Wonder to BLM gathering:

“You cannot say black lives matter and then kill yourselves.”

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How incompetent is the FBI? Answer: incompetent to the point of being bizarre. According to the FBI, the man who hated Republicans, scouted the baseball field where Republicans were practicing to the point of taking pictures of it ahead of time, had a hit list of Republicans in his pocket, and asked a bystander if it was Republicans on the field before he started shooting them was, according to the FBI’s report, not targeting Republicans that day. He was just a depressed loser who acted spontaneously with no specific targets in mind.

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HuffPo thinks a woman winning Georgia election is bad for women. Don’t click on the link expecting a logical explanation for that conclusion. It’s HuffPo. They don’t do logic.

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Planned Parenthood spent $734,000 in Georgia special election. That would be funny if they weren’t a taxpayer-supported entity which means it was our hard-earned money they were wasting. As it is, not so funny.

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Shock: climate alarmists admit there’s been a pause in global warming. This after mocking Ted Cruz for saying so in 2015 and NOAA publishing a bogus “study” that same year purporting to show the hiatus didn’t exist.

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New study: 5.7 million illegal aliens voted in 2008 election. Looks like Trump was right again.

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CBS News asks if Steve Scalise shooting was “to some degree self-inflicted.” The leftwing media demonstrates its ignorance, depravity, and lack of class over and over again.

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CEO of Patagonia pledges all company’s resources to fighting Donald Trump. That’s all well and good, you dumb bitch, but what happens when millions of Republicans pledge all their resources to never buying another stitch of clothing at Patagonia?

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MSNBC host Joy Reid has mixed feelings about Steve Scalise recovering. All you need to know about MSNBC right there.

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Wait… what? The Washington Post just admitted that Obama screwed up Afghanistan and Iraq:

“PRESIDENT TRUMP’S resolution to delegate decisions on troop levels in Afghanistan to the Pentagon is a worthy corrective to the approach of President Barack Obama, who micromanaged U.S. military forces in a way that badly undercut their ability to achieve their goals. By politicizing force levels in Iraq and Afghanistan and setting timetables for withdrawal unlinked to conditions on the ground, Mr. Obama helped to ensure failure on his watch in both countries. The Islamic State gained control over much of Iraq, forcing the redeployment of U.S. troops, while a Taliban resurgence in Afghanistan now demands a similar reversal of previous withdrawals.”

That’s exactly what we were saying for eight years while the Post was busy defending everything Obama did.

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How to lose your boat. The destroyer USS Fitzgerald collided with a Japanese container ship last night… which never turns out well for the captain of the warship no matter whose fault the collision was. Even if he’s asleep, the captain is considered responsible (which is why captains tend to be grouchy). This poor guy is in the hospital but the Navy is no doubt already planning his court martial.

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ESPN host doesn’t want the national anthem played before NFL games. He says that’s injecting politics into football. Meanwhile, the honchos at ESPN still can’t figure out why they’re losing viewers.

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NYTimes blames yesterday’s shooting of Republicans on… [wait for it, wait for it] Sarah Palin. Yes they did. Here is the Times editorial, not just factually incorrect but vile. (More commentary here.)

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Liberal protestor tries to stab police horse. Look at that mugshot. Lesbian haircut: check. Unhappy, angry, deranged look on face: check. Glazed, deeply stupid aspect of eyes: check. Pimply, off-putting homeliness: check. Yep, that’s a liberal.

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Venezuelan bishops explain facts of life to Pope Francis. Basically the message they delivered is, “Venezuela is a humanitarian crisis and Marxism is the problem not the solution!” So far, no sign that the pope comprehends.

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Air Force grounds entire fleet of F-35s. These pieces of shit are the perfect example of an airplane designed by a committee.

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Kim Kardashian is against guns. Except for the guys on her private security detail, of course. They should have guns. That’s okay.

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Media blackout in Wisconsin to protect Democrat Mark Pocan. Mr. Pocan, from Madison, as discovered by investigative journalists at the Washington Free Beacon, is sponsoring an anti-Israel forum on Capitol Hill where leftwing anti-Semites can showcase their propaganda… surely an inappropriate activity for either a U.S. government building or a U.S. congressman.

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London mayor’s links to Muslim extremists. Just thought we should all know who this guy is, who is having a war of words with Donald Trump and trying to have the U.S. president disinvited to London.

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Michigan’s first Muslim-controlled city council. Skip to the nine-minute mark and watch what happens to democracy when Muslims take over. Coming soon to a city near you.

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