J.P. Travis

During the shutdown, Trump’s poll numbers have risen 19 points among… Latinos! That result right there has got to scare the hell out of Democrats. PBS, who paid for the survey, was so weirded out by that aspect of the results they didn’t even want to mention it.

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Top 12 debunked climate alarmist myths of 2018. Funny how the mainstream media never reports on the actual scientific progress which debunks Global Warming, but if some yahoo shrieks about ice melting in a particular spot in Antarctica it’s front page in every newspaper.

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For anyone who misses the weekly J.P. Travis columns at JPAttitude.com. Arranged into chapters by subject, they cover just over nine years of “interesting times” straight out of a Chinese curse (otherwise known as the Obama candidacy and presidency).

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Freshman Democrat tries to take six-pack onto floor of House. When he was told he couldn’t do that, he muttered something about it being Friday. Which tells you all you need to know about the chances of ever getting a full week of work out of this guy.

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Seattle TV station caught editing Trump video. The editor who turned Trump orange and made it look like his tongue was hanging out was fired… but he was probably hired by CNN within an hour.

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CNN strikes (out) again. First it was Jim Acosta making a fool of himself in front of a border wall (Breitbart article), then it was revealed that CNN rejected a local San Diego report about border security after commissioning it because the report suggested border walls work.

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American Psychological Association says “masculinity is psychologically harmful.” These are the same people who five years ago declared that men who think they’re women are not suffering from a mental disorder.

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Space Abortion Is the Final Frontier. Obama is probably kicking himself that he didn’t think of this while he was president.

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Golden Globes: Christian Bale thanks Satan for best actor award. When you think about it, this moment epitomizes Hollywood: a bad movie that spitefully and dishonestly portrays a Republican politician and should properly be classified as crude propaganda earns a lifelong terrible actor an award, he steps to the podium in front of his peers, probably high on illegal drugs, and thanks the devil for his award. Does it get more Hollywood than that?

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Biden blames shutdown on Rush Limbaugh and “conservative blonde woman.” Joe Biden 2019: still a moron.

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Two weeks ago Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said congress shouldn’t get paid during shutdown. Now that she’s an official congresscritter getting one of those official congresscritter paychecks she’s running away from that self-righteous position as fast as she can.

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Anniversary of a New York Times fake news classic. The “Battle of Santa Clara” happened on January 4, 1959… according to the New York Times… who actually didn’t have a reporter within 300 miles of the place… so they relied upon information from Castro to write the story… which is why New York Times reporters frequently win journalism awards from Cuba.

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Dutch astronaut accidentally dials 911 from space station. CNN will probably complain about the poor response time by emergency services and blame it on Trump. But anyway, if you’re an amateur astronomer with your own telescope and happen to see a Houston fire truck orbiting Earth…

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Cowardly Romney writes scathing op-ed against Trump for Washington Post. The hypocritical coward tried to sound all buddy-buddy with Trump when he was running for the Senate last year but now that he’s won the election his true RINO colors are on full display. By the way, do you know why rhinos look like they’re grey-colored? Because they like to roll around in elephant shit.

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DuckDuckGo accuses Google of liberal bias in search results. Nothing new about the accusation but DuckDuckGo has the data to prove it.

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#MeToo. Woman sentenced to three years in prison for sexually harassing monkey.

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Video: transgender nutjob throws hissy fit when clerk calls him “sir.” How the clerk managed to restrain himself from making a joke after the guy shouted “Clearly I am not a sir!” is a mystery. Because “clearly” the guy wasn’t a woman.

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President of CNN considering run for president. Somebody should teach him how to spell the word “deluded.” So he can look it up.

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Murdered Washington Post columnist was getting paid by Qatar to produce propaganda. In return for wire transfers of money, Jamal Khashoggi’s columns were “shaped” and “prodded” by an executive at Qatar Foundation International to take a harder line against Donald Trump and Saudi Arabia.

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Those Russian bots that were trying to influence the 2016 election? Most of them were Democrats pretending to be Russian bots… and they were mostly trying to stop Roy Moore’s Senate bid in Alabama… which they did. So Mueller is certainly all over this, right?

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2014 CNN Journalist of the Year award winner fired from German newspaper for faking news stories. It’s like the punchline to a joke, isn’t it?

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Starbucks’ new bathroom policy not working out as hoped. Actual paying customers are getting sent to a “Dunkin’ Donuts nearby” because Starbucks bathrooms are often closed for “extreme cleaning” required after use by vagrants and drug users. And employees are getting stuck by discarded needles when they try to clean them.

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China agrees to reduce tariffs on U.S. autos from 40% to 15%. Since this is a win for Trump, we doubt you will see or hear anything about it in the mainstream media.

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High-tech Russian robot turns out to be man wearing robot costume. Which tells you all you need to know about high-tech in Russia.

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New York City has a mayor who never shows up. De Blasio takes every Friday off, works out three hours a day, and makes an appearance at City Hall only ten times a month. He hasn’t met with the heads of Buildings, Parks, City Planning, Youth and Community Development, or scandal-scarred Children’s Services in over a year, and when he fired Emergency Management Commissioner Joe Esposito last Monday it was the first time he’d seen the guy in two and a half years.

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