Author: J.P. Travis

Kanye West publicly begging Zuckerberg for money. Seems he’s $53 million in debt and feeling the pinch. And then he starting begging for money from Larry Page of Google, too, telling him that giving money to Kanye would be better for the world than building schools in Africa. Seriously. No, really. This is not satire.

Trump turns into Obama for South Carolina debate. He called former President George Bush a liar and blamed him for 9/11; then he defended Planned Parenthood saying they do “many wonderful things for women’s health.” Seen enough yet, conservatives?

How much money does Donald Trump owe? We all know he’s a poor businessman, having declared bankruptcy four times. But more concerning for a person who might end up in the White House, is how far in debt he is personally.

You think Bernie Sanders won the New Hampshire primary yesterday because he took 60% of the votes? Guess again, naïve bunny. Through skullduggery, intra-party maneuvering, and the liberal (pun intended) use of big money, Hillary came out with 15 delegates to Bernie’s 13.

Ron Paul unchained. Now that his son dropped out of the presidential race he can start making an ass of himself again, so he went on Fox Business to praise Bernie Sanders and diss Ted Cruz.

Obama administration scrubbing Muslims from Homeland Security database. And they’ve been doing this since 2009, when Obama first entered the White House.

Trump picks up the coveted Jimmy Carter endorsement. Carter says Trump is “malleable” whereas Cruz is committed to right-wing politics which he would pursue aggressively if elected. ‘Nuff said?

Six Democrat precincts decided by coin flip, Hillary wins them all. The odds of winning six coin tosses in a row are as slim as the odds of making $100,000 from a $1,000 investment in cattle futures.

In case you’re wondering why Marco Rubio did so well in the last debate… well, gee, it turns out the guy writing the debate questions for Fox News is the father of Rubio’s press secretary.

NAACP president uses F-word to apologize for T-word after meeting about N-word. “I’m really fucking sorry,” said Don Harris, after commenting about a reporter’s tits on camera. This was after a meeting with high school officials about some students spelling out a racial slur. The guy has since resigned… so he’s available if Trump needs a running mate.

USA down five spots in economic freedom rankings since Obama took office. Well, he did say he wanted to fundamentally transform America…

Super Bowl quarterback says people don’t like him because he’s black. Good grief. The President of the United States, Will and Jada, and now Cam Newton, all pouring the same whine. It’s nauseating.

21 of world’s 50 most violent cities are in Brazil. Where this year’s Olympic Games are being held. Nice going, IOC.

Here we go down the slippery slope. A woman in Norway insists she is a cat trapped in a human body. But how can we call her crazy while lionizing (sorry) Bruce Jenner?

$70,612.91. That’s your household’s share of Obama’s overspending. So far.

IOC rules that transgender athletes can compete without surgery. So if a guy just thinks or says he’s female—or says he thinks he’s female—he can enter the Olympics as a woman. Good news, Bruce!

The $42 million home where Will and Jada will boycott Academy Awards. Being victims of racism pays surprisingly well, apparently.

Wind turbine insanity photo of the year. In order to save the world from Global Warming with CO2-free electricity, they sent a helicopter (burning aviation fuel) to spray hot water (heated with an oil burner in a truck which burned diesel fuel to get there) on the blades of the turbine to de-ice them.

“Fast & Furious” rifle found in El Chapo cache. The massive .50-caliber rifle, which is capable of bringing down a helicopter, was sold into Mexico by U.S. federal officials of the Obama administration as part of the “Fast & Furious” investigation.

Iowa governor says don’t vote for Cruz because he’s against ethanol subsidies. What the crony-capitalist bastard neglects to mention is that his family makes money off those ethanol subsidies. So it’s not Iowa Mr. Branstad is worried about–it’s his own wallet.

LGBT organization backing Hillary for president. Well of course they would back one of their own… wait, what? She’s not? Are you sure? Not even the ‘B’?