Author: Kip Hooker

Nixon’s Secretary of State Chooses Jeb Bush The Kissinger of death? We can only hope.

America’s Largest Health Care Company Tells Supreme Court That Anti-Obamacare Argument Is “Absurd”:

If getting rid of Obamacare is such a good idea, why isn’t corporate America getting behind King v. Burwell, the Supreme Court case designed to demolish the Affordable Care Act?

Why? Because the government forcing everyone in the country to buy their product is better for business than actually having to do what it takes to earn ours.

Sam Smith conquers Grammys with four top awards Look man, we’re sorry you sound like a constipated Michael McDonald in a Morrissey wig. But that’s no reason to go off and screw up a perfectly good Tom Petty song.

Fed fires back at Rand Paul

“Who in their right mind would ask the Congress of the United States — who can’t cobble together a fiscal policy — to assume control of monetary policy?” Richard Fisher, president of the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas, said during an interview with The Hill.

Nice try Fed guy. But as things are now monetary policy is driving fiscal policy. Congress is only overspending what the Federal Reserve over printed.

Obama shocked, ‘slightly irritated’ by Mitt Romney’s 2012 concession call: David Axelrod

President Obama was shocked and irritated by Mitt Romney’s concession call in the 2012 presidential election—and claimed Romney insinuated that Obama won only by getting out the black vote, according to a new book by presidential campaign strategist David Axelrod.

Now that is just ridiculous. Obama couldn’t possibly have won without all the white people that were looking for free stuff.

IRS offers extra tax refunds to illegal immigrants granted amnesty by Obama. If a 6’4, 300 pound individual with a penis can self-identify as a woman and qualify for many of the benefits that entails can we self-identify as illegal aliens and get in on this?

Thieves Targeting Mailboxes For W-2s, So They Can Steal Tax Refunds: Amateurs. Everybody knows the real money isn’t in stealing W2’s. It is in qualifying for certain “credits”.

Venezuela’s ‘socialist paradise’ turns into a nightmare: medical shortages claim lives as oil price collapses. The unfortunate reality about health care that costs nothing is that eventually you will get what you pay for.

Anti-austerity anger sweeps from Greece to Spain as hundreds of thousands march through Madrid in support of fledgling radical leftist party: Brave men and women ready to fight for their right to what somebody else had to earn.

Lena Dunham Skewers “Puritanical” USA. But don’t take our word for it:

“In some ways America is at its most puritanical,” Lena Dunham said Saturday at the Sundance Film Festival’s Power of Story: Serious Ladies panel when addressing some of the reaction she and her HBO show has received. “The fact is people are forgetting that humor is a tool for debate,” she added. “That boycott, censorship, shut ‘em down approach to humor shows a very basic lack of understanding of what humor can do for us culturally and what it has always done,” Dunham said to applause.

You might think that after getting caught fabricating details of a possible rape (and let us be clear, the fact that she is a proven liar cannot be used to conclude that a crime did not occur) and allowing an innocent man to stand accused of that heinous act (for, it would seem, little other reason than he is a Republican) proto child molester Lena Dunham would refrain from maligning others for the puritanical devotion to correct-think that her camp is so thoroughly and demonstrably guilty of. But no, Dunham has instead decided to double down on the deceit. Likely because when you’ve the misfortune of not only being a narcissist but a narcissist with her particular set of unfortunate circumstances you’ll take the attention any way you can.

http://youtu.be/dtj3uCKDxuk

Cuban Youth Build Secret Computer Network Despite Wi-Fi Ban Wireles Fidelity to trump Fidel or You can’t stop the signal, Mal.

Greek Leftist Tsipras Scores Victory Over “Austerity”: The wolves have decided on lunch again. And it looks as though lamb is back on the menu.

Christie Launches PAC In Significant Step Toward White House Run: Quick, somebody distract this guy with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

The New Progressive Mitt Romney is the Same as the Old Progressive Mitt Romney: Time for Mitt to make like Alshey Dupre and give it up.

Belichick defends deflated balls: What is the deal with deflated balls? Obama’s certainly haven’t done him any favors.

Robbers target food delivery trucks in shortage-hit Venezuela: Not to worry, we are sure that Obama is working on a plan to raise gas prices until the Venezuelan product is “competitive” again.

Early Speeches Reveal Lynch’s Passion for Racial Justice. Oh great another justice for “just us” Attorney General. But at least this one, so far as we know, isn’t responsible for any murders.

Reports: Obama Mulling Sanctions on Israel:

The Obama administration is refusing to discuss reports that emerged early Thursday claiming that the White House is considering imposing sanctions on Israel for continuing construction on Jewish homes in Jerusalem.

Achtung Juden! President Jim Crowbama has decreed that you will not be allowed to live in the city your ancestors settled over two thousand years ago due to continuing questions about the quality of your racial and ethnic make-up. Now please report to the the nearest train station/depot and await further instruction.

Obama: The only people with the right to object to immigration are Native Americans. How we long for the good old days when Presidents affirmed the government’s responsibility to protect our rights instead of insisting that we don’t have them.

Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby One has been accused of rape, multiple accounts of sexual assault and routinely used his immense power and influence to silence his accusers . . . and the other one is Bill Cosby. Must be that infamous white privilege we keep hearing about.

http://youtu.be/-4JF2xl5Onc

AC/DC drummer accused of trying to arrange murders: We were a bit thunderstuck when we heard this. Sure money talks and dirty deeds can get done dirt cheap but this guy wasn’t just looking for a quick shoot to thrill when he hired a big gun to inject the venom into a particular ball breaker. And he’s gonna have to develop a real stiff upper lip when they send for the man because there won’t be no jailbreak once he is back in black and white stripes. Still we must admit, this guy’s got big balls!

Bette Midler Sounds Election Alarm “DON’T VOTE FOR OBSTRUCTIONISTS!” We’ve a President that has kill lists -enforced by drone, uses the IRS to crush political dissent, has stolen trillions of dollars from the workers of this country and can spy on every man, woman and child living in it. We think a little obstruction is in order.

So come on Bette Midler. Join us in telling Obama, “You don’t own me.”

Lena Dunham Threatens To Sue Truth Revolt For Quoting Her: Can’t wait to see what happens when the girl living in the bubble finally finds that bubble burst.

Lena Dunham goes topless in Instagram campaign for Planned Parenthood: Should this picture get wide enough dissemination Planned Parenthood will be faced with the all new challenge of insurmountable dearth of supply.

http://youtu.be/bUY97aOC-AQ