Author: Kip Hooker

The Nation: Dollarocracy -Special interests dominate Washington and undermine our democracy. Well that problem is easy to solve, remove the Government’s ability to run our lives and all the so called influence of the special interests will likewise be demised. Next.

Drudge calls Feinstein a “fascist” for her attempts to deny citizen journalists their 1st Amendment rights: Well, if the jackboot fits.

Kerry outlines ’unbelievably small’ strike on Syria: It looks like Kerry has confused the desired strike on Syria with something that has been the cause of innumerable problems within his marriage. Which neatly explains all the machismo over Syria. Clearly the man has been overcompensating for something. Now we know what it is.

Mother Jones: Obama, Syria, and Congress: Why Did He Go There? What could be more satisfying than watching Mother Jones abandon all of their so call “principles” in order to support and defend the militarily aggressive (possibly unilateral and without the consent of Congress) tendencies of Barack Obama? Watching the whole thing fail and knowing that American resources won’t be put toward killing innocent Syrians and empowering even bigger monsters in the region.

The Nation: Bill de Blasio and the Rebirth of Economic Liberalism. Someone should kindly inform the folks over at the nation that “economic liberalism” has been alive and ever growing in this country for around a hundred years now -at least. And now that it is reaching critical mass and producing the inevitable results what we need now is less of their slave markets; not more.

Assad did not order Syria chemical weapons attack, says German press: So if George W. Bush is a liar for starting military action based on evidence he believed to be true -but was possibly false- what does that make Barack H. Obama?

Clinton: Continuing Racism Means Harder to Vote than Buy Assault Weapon: Clinton is an assault weapon. Just ask Jaunita Broaddrick. And as for his never ending straw cry of racism . . . would somebody please hand us a Bayer before this racist (as confirmed by the Obama 2008 campaign) blows up another aspirin factory.

Obama shed a tear watching ‘The Butler’: Wonder what Obama was shedding, and with whom, when he was supposed to be watching that consulate in Benghazi?

Al Gore: Republicans tell me privately they believe in global warming. And Al Gore tells us, privately, that he believes in Fred Phelps and the message of his Westboro Church.

MSNBC’s Reid: Gun-Control Opposition is ‘Neo-Confederate’: In this brief clip Joy Reid demonstrates a profound misunderstanding of federalism as well as the 10th and 14th Amendments and their role concerning incorporation. But we’re sure she is every bit the Constitutional expert that Obama is.

http://youtu.be/BZl5lYrd1uw

Scalia: High court shouldn’t ‘invent new minorities that get special protections’: The promise of America is that no groups, whether in the minority or in the majority, would receive special protections. All men were created equal and the law would regard them as such. But apparently that isn’t good enough for the proglodytes. And so they are forging a new, and arbitrary, aristocracy instead.

Chuck Schumer holds presser to warm people to check for ticks: Chuck Schumer warning us about blood sucking parasites? Looks like the Senator from New York really, really doesn’t like competition.

The 7 Craziest Obamacare Conspiracy Theories: Like any agit-prop organ worth their salt Mother Jones will often pepper their posits with positions that are composed largely of straw. For this reason we will not address any of the specific “theories” they are claiming have been made. Instead we will suggest that one merely look to the past to find what we were once told were “conspiracy theories”. Ideas that you might not be able to keep your insurance provider. That resources will become scarce. That rationing will occur. That costs will skyrocket. That it will drive down employment. And now that these things are happening the proglodytes forget that they once called each and everyone of them a fantasy and a conspiracy theory. Now, of course, they claim that nobody could have seen these things coming.

Mother Jones: Another Reason Janet Yellen Should Run the Fed. We will go ahead and spoil the surprise for you. It is because she is a woman. Yes, Mother Jones figures that the person put in charge of nearly every aspect of your economic life should be determined on the basis of whether they have to sit down when they pee. We, however, figure something vastly differently. Mostly that you should be in charge of your own economic life. Sadly Mother Jones has no interest in freedom of choice. At least not when it comes to your body, property or labor.

GM gives Chevrolet Volt a jolt with price cut: So a vehicle that was already costing the tax payer a couple hundred grand in per unit subsidies is about to cost them even more. That is the bad news. The good news is that with even more of our money trapped in this cluster-fugg there will be less for General Electric to funnel to Rachel Maddow.

Tamerlan Tsarnaev had right-wing extremist literature: This isn’t the first time we’ve heard the Koran referred to as extremist. But we had no idea it was right-wing or literature.

Rise in violence ‘linked to climate change’: According to the article “US scientists found that even small changes in temperature or rainfall correlated with a rise in assaults, rapes and murders, as well as group conflicts and war.” Perhaps the authors of this study can provide us with their control for this scenario. That is to say significant durations of time in which there were no changes in temperature or rainfall so as to provide the contrast necessary to corroborate their statements. Oh that’s right . . . there have never been such times.

Tent Cities in New Jersey: Don’t worry citizens of New Jersey. Right now, as we type this, Governor Krispy Creme Christie is donating five pairs of slacks and three sports coats to this very important cause; very soon there will be tents enough for all.

‘Shame On You!’: Sharpton Guest Tears Into Juror B29 For Voting to Acquit: In Sharpton’s America there would be two sets of laws. One that would put a man in prison for daring to defend his life from a bigoted, and possibly homophobic, attack. The other demands no shame be had by a man that incited a massacre against defenseless Jews.

http://youtu.be/rOrYE3_SPho

Chris Christie not interested in having beer with Rand Paul: Of course not, the only thing Chris Christie likes the taste of is bacon mimosa’s and Obama’s butt. Shaken, not stirred.