Author: Kip Hooker

New $100 bills stolen en route to Fed facility: Not to worry. Helicopter Ben will just print some more.

Arlen Specter dies: Magic Bullets and Unicorn Killers aside we thought we’d try and say something nice about Specter. So yeah, the wall of sound was pretty cool. Seriously though -and despite our philosophical disagreements with the man- we hope his passing was easy, he is in a better place and this process is not too hard for his family and friends.

Atlas Shrugged Part 2 in theaters now. Send them a real October surprise. Make the sequel #1.

Martha Raddatz as biased as any media hack we’ve ever seen. Obama must have gotten her one hell of a wedding present: Although it won’t be enough. Joe has, as always, hit the sauce far harder than the mark.

Pile Of Manure Dumped On An Ohio Democratic Headquarters: No wonder Obama did so poorly at the first debate. They delivered all his talking points to the wrong location.

Cutter: Benghazi Is Only an Issue ‘Because of Romney and Ryan’. Right, and the sinking of the Titanic was only an issue because of James Cameron.

Democrats are betting on Vice President Joe Biden to deliver a feisty performance Thursday evening during a high-stakes debate against Republican challenger Paul Ryan and seize back momentum in the race for the White House. If Plan A is Biden then Plan B surely must be the thing that Gary Powers was supposed to take but didn’t.

Democrats frustrated by Obama’s “Big Bird” campaign turn: We, however, are not surprised. Barry has always been for the birds.

Actual AP Headline: ‘Experts: Global Warming Means More Antarctic Ice’: Who are you going to believe? Us or your own lying ice!

Why U.S. Health Care Costs More Than Canada’s: “A Mercedes Costs More than a Corolla”: Of course if you are an American tax-payer the Chevy Volt you partially subsidized for somebody else cost far more than both of those other cars combined. Which, come to think of it, is eerily similar to the way that Obamacare works.

Snoop Dogg Promotes Ten Reasons To Not Vote For Mitt Romney. And the number one reason: “He a white n****.” Good to see that Snoop Dogg is still around. We were beginning to think that the President had eaten him. (Warning: Song contains explicit lyrics)

JACK WELCH: Obama Is Manipulating The Jobs Numbers Because His Debate Performance Was Awful. Since Obama obviously can’t fix the economy he’s decided to try and fix the election instead.

Romney “Cheat Sheet” Was A Handkerchief, Campaign Says. Barry’s got a cheat sheet too. It was issued by the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Man Tells Obama: Business ‘Terrible Since You Got Here’: Hey it isn’t President Choom Gang’s fault. People aren’t entitled to success. Unless of course they’re Obama cronies or voters. In which case they are clearly entitled to the success of everybody else.

Ben Affleck: Republicans ‘had a chance’: Ah yes. Sage political analysis from the guy that though making Gigli was a good idea.

ABC’s Stephanopoulos Leads Post-Debate Media Spin for Democrats: A recent comment here on I Hate the Media has suggested that “Obama will try to sneak in a teleprompter in his back pocket” An interesting suggestion. But we are not altogether certain there is room enough in his back pocket for a teleprompter . . . not with all of the mainstream media already having set up residence there.

Amazon under fire over Nazi death camp puzzle: The furor is over a puzzle that “that recreates the crematorium at the Nazi death camp of Dachau”. So this sounds like a pretty disgusting thing. But we would like to take a moment to point out how the Jewish people are reacting over it. There are no be-headings, no explosions, no murders . . . tellingly there have also been no apologies from Obama. We’d also like to point one other thing out. As disgusting as this puzzle is it worries us less than the folks doing everything they can to bring about yet another holocaust to the Jews.

Buying Reelection on the Taxpayer’s Dime: More like trillions of our dimes.

Justin Bieber vomits on stage: Apparently the Biebster feels the same way about his “music” that we do.

Hopkins Doctors Grow New Ear On Woman’s Arm: Unfortunately doctor’s can’t yet grow a new brain in Obama’s head.

FCC Chair Defends Regulations, Calls FCC a ‘Cop on the Beat’: And then there is this from our friends over at the FCCCP. Which begs the question. If their conclusion isn’t that unsanctioned expression is criminal why then would there be the need for a ‘cop on the beat’?

Obama eCard for Women: ‘Can I Borrow $18,000 to Help Pay for My Birth Control?’: Since we’ve no interest in running their lives it would be the merest of kindnesses for them to extend the same courtesy. Unfortunately this is not likely to happen. At least not so long as they maintain this notion that it is our responsibility to earn the money while it is their privilege to spend it.

CNN and MSNBC Pundit Arrested for Vandalizing Pro-Israeli Survival Ad In N.Y. Subway System: Another fellow traveler of the MSM fails the tolerance test and melts down. It is just so hard for them now that they don’t control all the information, all the time.

Remy: Imagine (There’s No YouTube): Parody is the tool of the infidel! Quick somebody turn over a car and light it on fire.

Obama’s Fact-Challenged Tax Claim: Are there any claims by this man that aren’t fact challenged?