Author: Kip Hooker

San Jose: 21 people treated for burns after walking on hot coals at Tony Robbins appearance: Sometimes cold feet isn’t a bad thing.

Matt McQuinn’s last living act was to shield his girlfriend from the hail of bullets sprayed by the gunman behind the Aurora, Colo., multiplex massacre. America still produces men like this. There is your hope. Let’s hope that doesn’t change.

Salman Rushdie: Here’s the thing: Gun ownership in America is out of control, and leads to tragedies like today’s. Don’t like puns? Fine. I don’t like guns. We certainly hope that the day Salman Rushdie runs into Cat Stevens he has a security team with him. And a well armed one at that.

http://youtu.be/mYnWtPytvhI

Susan Sarandon: The right to bear arms was referring to muskets. Of course it was. Just like the First Amendment only protects “speech” rendered by technology no more advanced than the quill or the movable type printing press. Although we by no means want to discourage Ms. Sarandon from her sudden and profound love of a strict interpretation of The Constitution . . . even if her first attempts are rather firmly absurdest. To this end we happily refer this weak thinker to Article One: Section 8. . . . as well as the Tenth Amendment.

Brian Ross fail: attempts to link “Batman shooting” to the TEA Party. In other news Glenn Beck is reporting that Brian Ross has been arrested for murder and has been sending naked pictures of himself to teenage girls. At this time we don’t know if it is the same Brian Ross. But it is a Brian Ross, and coincidentally one that lives right here in the United States of America.

Proglodytes worried new Batman film shows Flea Baggers in poor light: We haven’t seen the film yet. But we are seriously interested in finding out how Nolan and company could possibly malign an organization whose main goal is destroying the middle class in an effort to procure handouts and whose main methods have, so far, included theft, rape, pillaging and taking dumps on cop cars.

http://youtu.be/MYNwn9LCXMc

Arpaio: Obama birth record has been tampered with: Well of course it has. Or -at least- anyone with a PDF reader will have to conclude that it is very possible. The question is . . . will it even matter? We hate to ask it, but it seems that in the modern day America the Emperor is free to walk around as naked as he pleases just so long as there is a media willing to marginalize the little kid that didn’t know enough to keep his mouth shut.

http://youtu.be/OTldCBg7Abo

U.S. to have Highest Corporate Tax Rate in the World: And who is going to pay for this highest corporate tax rate? The consumer. Each and every time we buy a product that has been priced higher so that Obama can have more money to pay off friends and buy elections with.

‘Monica, Monica’ chants taunt Clinton in Egypt: Certainly this is no worse than when HRC was taunted by chants of ‘Monica, Monica’ for doing nothing more than standing outside of the Oval Office.

http://youtu.be/axM5kGdH_so

Rockers Renew Radicalism of Woody’s ‘This Land is Your Land’: This land is your land? This land is my land? This land was made for you and me? What about the Native Americans? Was this land not made for them. And who exactly made this land? That smacks of creationism, does it not? Clearly this little ditty is a musical ambassador of theocracy, bigotry, racism, hatred, jingoism, nationalism, sub-amateur songwriting and cloying repetitiveness. We are both shocked and dismayed by these so called “radicals” willingly propagating such non-correct hate think.

England a ‘police state’, says Bruce Springsteen guitarist: Oh sure it is fascism whenever they subvert their activities, but all the rest of the time they just refer to it as social justice.

Obama – ‘If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen’ There King Barry goes again. The man that has never done anything in his entire life is now lecturing those that did on how they owe him and the statist system. A system that has mostly done nothing but impede talent and ability while confiscating large portions of the success that has managed to claw its way through the hostile environment that government has created.

The Obama Effect. No need to actually watch this propaganda. We will tell you all about the Obama effect in several short phrases: High unemployment. High inflation. High gas prices. High cost of living. State health control. Community ownership of your body. Wars without the consent of Congress. Erosion of civil liberties. Federal rapists at the airport. Programs to give guns to drug dealers. Programs to take money from the tax payers in order to pay off political cronies. Programs to take money from the tax payers to buy votes with. Legislation by executive fiat. Veiled -and not so veiled- threats for those that refuse to comply with the assumed power of this President. Enemies lists. Did we leave anything out? Of course we did. Please help us remedy that.

Alaska sues to block low-sulfur fuel requirement for ships:This is an issue that Dear Leader should really really care about. After all if he stopped this ever increasing erosion of the middle class’ capital there would be more money left over for him to steal for his vacations, corporatist cronies and reelection bid.

Discontent With High Court Drives Down Its Poll Numbers: Clearly this travesty must not stand. Fortunately there is solution. All that is necessary is for congress to pass legislation commanding all Americans to highly approve of the highest court in the land and then render this compulsion completely Constitutional by calling it a tax.

NYPD Officer Accused of Stealing Guns from Precinct to Support Trafficking Ring: Somehow we doubt this guy is responsible for as many deaths as Eric Holder.

Protesters in L.A. chant ‘Whose streets? Our streets?’: Wonder how much tax money these Flea Baggers have put into building/maintaining these streets? We really think it is time they end these greedy protests, get jobs and start paying their fair share.

Top Ten Felons, Fugitives, and Shady Characters in Obama’s Life: That’s right Barry, turnabout is fair play. Hope the taste of crow is better than that of dog.

Obama: Romney should answer Bain questions: We’ve got a couple questions for Slick Barry to answer. How many billions of tax payer dollars did Bain funnel to friends, corporatist cronies and campaign donors? How many people died from guns that Bain gave to Mexican drug lords? Yeah, that’s what we thought.

Allen West targeted by new Soros-backed SuperPAC: Don’t look now, but it sure seems that the Sorosmeister is getting ready to perpetuate another high-tech lynching.

Biden tells sex joke: This from a man that normally is a sex joke. But that is to be expected. He spends so much time screwing the country that there just isn’t anything left for the bedroom.

Frank: GOP mostly ignored my wedding: Something we’re sure they were only too happy to do. Now if only this very stingy man could have extended the same courtesy to our liberty and property.

Nancy Pelosi made between $1-5 million on Asian investments in 2011: Well, at least it was a windfall for the botox industry.

Cuba scrambles to fight rare cholera outbreak: Good thing they have the best health care system in the world.

Proglodytes trying to rebrand Health Control narrative by calling the uninsured by choice “freeloaders”: Let us explode this fiction right here. This notion that all Americans have a responsibility to carry health insurance. We do not. It is most critical, if we are to remain a free people, to regularly indentify what they would have us ignore and emphatically reject this yoke of servitude to our neighbors and the state in the matter of our supposed responsibility to have health care. There is no such responsibility. Our health is not the business of the neighbors. Our bodies are not their property. Nor are they the property of the state. We am not their servants. We am not their slaves. They do not own us. And they do not have the rightful authority to conscript us into their service. Nor have they the right to confiscate our other properties or labor. And if they’re really concerned about the freeloading then release the tax slaves from this unnatural obligation to pay for the food, housing, education and now health care for the actual freeloaders. But they can’t do that. Because if they did there would be no one to buy them votes.