Author: Kip Hooker

John Edwards ‘planning second baby with mistress’. Guess Silky Pony needs another tax break to keep from paying “his fair share”.

Obama spends over $365,000.00 of our money on his man date. At this rate King Barry is even more expensive than Sandra Fluke. But let it not be assumed that we are calling the President a prostitute. Prostitutes offer an honest service to a consenting adult. Obama is screwing us all against our will.

The butler who ‘injected millionaire socialite with fake virus and demanded $8.5m for antidote’. Should have gone into government. This sounds like the exact blue print that was used to pass TARP, Porkulas, Obama care and any number of other public thefts.

Chris Matthews: GOP Willing To “Outsource” Election To A Mormon. Perhaps Mr. Matthews shouldn’t be so quick to showcase his bigotry against this religious group. After all the only difference between a Mormon and his beloved Lord Barry is the second letter M

LA Strip Club Donates $1,200 To Keep Lennox Little League Afloat: Strip Clubs and Little League have more in common than you might think. For example neither strippers nor nor these junior athletes are particularly fond of foul balls.

Highway bill amendment defeated that would have sent billions to Soros, Pickens, Douglas companies. Yet another reason to champion the free market. When government’s don’t have the power to take our money they don’t have the money to give it to their friends. At least Barry didn’t get away with it this time. But don’t worry, he’ll try again. If the President knows anything it is that the road to despotism is paved by public works.

Fluke: All Your Money Belongs to My Sex Drive! Let’s make a deal Sandra. Since we don’t care what goes on in your pants how about you keep your greedy fingers out of the back pockets of ours!

Cop: Girlfriend Attacked Me With Justin Bieber Doll. If you haven’t heard of this Justin Bieber character count yourself lucky. This Leif Garret impersonator makes the “musical” equivalent of trying to dilute water.

Chinese Spies Use Fake Facebook Pages to Gain Intel. Makes you long for the good old days when Presidents just gave them our secrets in exchange for campaign contributions.

Gore Says ‘Democracy Has Been Hacked’ “Gore talked of a “Wiki-democracy” of “digital flash mobs calling out the truth” and “a government square that holds people accountable.” We’re tempted to suggest that Gore might be pulling a page out of the Julius Caesar handbook for using the mob to turn republics into a dictatorships . . . but we’re not all that certain that he did any better in history class than he did in science. So well just have to content ourselves with pointing out the hypocrisy of a man, who along with a couple members of his family, has spent a lifetime undermining the sort of self sovereignty that democracy is supposed to enable.

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I Have A Say (In How You Have to Spend Your Money to Get Me Laid): Sandra Fluke. There has been some controversy over certain talk-show hosts insinuating (although in jest) that this girl is a prostitute. We disagree. We disagree most emphatically. Prostitutes don’t have any problems getting persons to pay them for sex. This girl, on the other hand, can’t seem to get a John without an act of Congress.

Revealed: US plans to charge Assange. We’re conflicted. We like knowing what our government is doing. But at the same time we don’t want to endanger national security or diplomacy that can only exist along with discretion. So we will content ourselves with pointing out the obvious. This is what happens to the idiots when they are no longer useful.

Stephen Hawking went to a sex club. Mark Twain once stated that to be a success it is important to “make your vocation your vacation”. It would seem that Stephen Hawking, a man largely famous for his work with black holes, has found a way to do just that.

Markets Start to Anticipate Obama Victory in November. The reasoning? “…stock prices are rising on growing expectations he will be re-elected this November.”. Right . . . because stocks -just like the price of everything else- don’t rise by default whenever the worth of the dollars they are valued in drops like Paris Hilton in the VIP room. By that estimation skyrocketing grocery costs and $6.00 a gallon gas are just two more items predicting a 57 state victory this November with “like five more years” of hopey changey.

Doctors call for HPV shots for boys. Given that the government doesn’t seem to believe that choice extends beyond nine months and a woman’s womb how long to you think it will be before this sort of thing is mandated? For the good of the children of course.

Michelle Lets Governors Gorge on 2,000 Calorie Dinner. As always with the Imelda Marxist . . . “Sacrifice for thee, not for me!”

Is IRS Targeting Obama’s Enemies? If you can’t beat them sick the IRS on them.

Slovaks vote to name bridge Chuck Norris. One thing is for certain. This won’t be a draw bridge. Chuck always wins!

New York Times Columnist Mocks Romney: “Stick that in your magic underwear”. No doubt this fellow is just looking to smoke whatever it is that Romney is keeping in his ‘magic underwear’.

Bill Maher Gives $1 Million To Obama Super PAC. One percenter pays tribute to King Barry so that the wealth that gets spread won’t include his own.

NASA Will Pay You to Eat Astronaut Food for 4 Months. A nice enough idea. But who is going to commit to this when EBT cards let you do the same thing indefinitely.

Cops: Dad hit son for not watching Obama Somehow it wasn’t enough that Jr had his future mortgaged to pay for Obama’s re-election. Now he has to suffer through his teleprompter readings too.

Chicago Woman Gives Up Facebook For Lent. Meh, we’d rather give up Obamanomics.

Bonuses given after raises at Solyndra. How many kid’s have to have their future’s bankrupted so that Obama can buy himself another election?

Michelle Obama’s pitch: Share the wealth. Obviously the Imelda Marxist isn’t referring to all the “rich people” that her husband has shared our wealth with already. Not that she’s all that worried with us anyway. Not just so long as we’ve enough left over to pay for her $300.00 tennis shoes, lobster dinners and the millions upon millions that she racks up in vacation expenses.