Author: Kip Hooker

President Barack Obama’s compromise on free birth control coverage left health insurers stuck with the bill, sparking worries over the precedent set by the new policy. If it is free . . . how then is there a bill for the insurers to be stuck with? And if the costs are increasing for the insurers will that not result in either lesser coverage or higher costs for those paying the premiums? Here is a great notion for that logic starved lot . . . pay for you own damn birth control!

As has been noted on the interwebs it takes a lot of hubris to pass yourself off as a populist deriding corporate influence and greed when a company -bailed out with taxpayer looted funds- has just handed you the most expensive campaign commercial in the history of the universe.

Warren Buffett: Baptist and Bootlegger. It would seem that the taxpayer and his money are soon parted . . . with no insignificant amount of the plunder going to Warren Buffet.

The Himalayas and nearby peaks have lost no ice in past 10 years, study shows. Somebody call Al Sharpton. This study is racist!

Democrats to continue Internet coup. If at first you don’t succeed . . . lie, cheat and steal until you have the absolute power to silence all meaningful dissent.

When recently asked if he would put his big fat money where his even bigger fat mouth is famed neiman marxist Micheal Moore had the following to say: “Everybody has to do it,” he insisted. “There’s no such thing as, the federal government’s not a charity. We’re all in this together. We all have to pay our fair share and we all have to do it at the same time. There’s no opt-in or opt-out.” Apparently Michael Moore isn’t familiar with the current welfare system or the fact that nearly half of the households in this nation don’t pay income taxes. Of course he could never be so moved as to expect them to. Not merely because a fork lift that size hasn’t been built yet . . . but also because some of the money they’re squeezing out of the middle class is buying the movie tickets that put him so squarely in the one percent.

http://youtu.be/m5PeQ9ghu40

It seems to us that after the apocalypse the man that can build fire will be king. That man will, no doubt, be the proud owner of a Chevy Volt.

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Obama bemoans wife being dragged into politics. Perhaps we can reach a compromise with Barry on this. If the Imelda Marxist can cease and desist from using her position as a bully pulpit to advocate the theft of liberty, property and choice then we will be glad to go back to not caring about this person whose only other contribution to the world was a paper on how hard it was to be her at Princeton and a lucrative stint of kicking poor people out of the hospital.

“Hidden” mortgage fee paying for payroll tax cut. The money gained from our labor is not the property of the government. As such payroll tax cuts do not have to be bought from the overlords in Washington, DC. So this “hidden” fee didn’t go to lessening the burden of the tax slave. It went to the same place this sort of usurpation always does. Buying votes and paying of cronies.

Man robs Riviera Beach McDonald’s wearing Obama mask. Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery but this robber has a least a trillion more dollars to go before he is in the same league as the real Obama.

Higher education: middle schooler sells pot brownies at school. “Department of Education spokeswoman Margie Feinberg called the incident “troubling” and said children who knowingly ate the brownies will have to face a disciplinary hearing.” This statement begs the question of how one goes about unknowingly eating a brownie. It also leads us to believe that we would gladly forgo what this kid is selling in favor of whatever this Feinberg is smoking. Because it is obviously the really good stuff.

Justice Ginsburg to Egyptian TV: You probably don’t want to use our Constitution as a model. One must certainly wonder why this individual holds so much antipathy for our founding document. Perhaps it is because The Constitution anticipated the rise of such tyrants and, once upon a time, served as our truest guarantee against them.

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Gallup: Mississippi Most Conservative State, D.C. Most Liberal. Memo to Gallup. DC is not a state.

President Barack Obama Friday welcomed data showing unemployment fell, and warned Congress not to “muck up” the recovery by thwarting his economic policies. Hmm the stock market is doing a little better than abysmal because Facebook went public and the price of shares (like the price of bread) must reindex itself upwards every time the value of the dollar drops while “unemployment” is down because in the Obama Nation people that are involuntarily unemployed do not always count as being unemployed. And based on these spurious metrics of “economic recovery” Barry is advising Congress not to muck things up. Well Mr. pResident we’d like to give you some advice too: go muck yourself . . . and the Reggie Love you rode in on.

Geithner: Dodd-Frank critics are toying with another financial meltdown: Yeah, like we’re really supposed to trust the guy that couldn’t figure out how to use Turbo Tax.

If you have a heart this video will certainly tug at it. If you don’t . . . then please quietly return to your oval shaped office in The White House.

CBO: Taxes Will ‘Shoot Up by More Than 30 Percent’ Over Next 2 Years. And that is just “taxes” in the classic sense. Let’s not forget about the proxy ones. Like skyrocketing energy costs. And the real earnings/savings killer . . . inflation.

Obama gaffe: Refers to Georgia as ‘Russia’: Apparently the most smartest president ever confused it with one of the fifty-seven states. Not that one in Asia where they speak Austrian. That other one. The one that borders Illinois . . . you know Arkansas. Which is only a days ride from DC if you can book a trip on one of those high-speed intercontinental railroad trains. It is the state where they had that tornado that killed ten thousand people but later recovered and dug itself out of a hole because Obama created 22 million jobs for them. Yes that three letter word j-o-b-s! That is how FDR did it, by creating jobs. That and by always reacting with a cool head. Like during that 1929 stock market crash when he -as President- stood up out of his wheel chair, got onto the Twitter and let the people know that the Navy Corpse-men would be arriving shortly and would put things to right just like the founding fathers did when they set their notions to paper some 20 centuries ago. But that is what is great about this President. He has a long memory for things like that. No doubt owing to his grandmother who was born in 1922 and lived through both world wars! She even remembers the Mexicans that were here long before there was America and many of our ancestors were still living in caves in that far off country of Europe. She even remembers back when Barack Obama’s parents met each other some years after the birth of their only child. And that is only part of the reason why this man is so perfect for the job. He can also win wars in Labia. Talk to dead people at Memorial Day functions. Reassure us that the time has changed for come. Remember important multicultural holidays like Cinco de Quatro. Refrain from punishing his daughter with a baby. Bow to dictators and despots. Walk through windows. Have the White House lit on fire. Wear mom jeans. Lower his handicap. Raise ours. Keep Michelle Antoinette mildly amused with $250,000.00 dollar date nights. And after so many years of that other moron as President it is so awesome to have this genius in the position for eight to ten years!

Congressional Budget Office reports another $1 trillion deficit. Obamanomics: A penny stole is a dollar earned.

Kennedy family to transfer fabled home at heart of Hyannis Port compound to Edward M. Kennedy Institute for the United States Senate Call us jaded but we’re pretty sure there is an angle in there somewhere that will result in the taxpayers shouldering even more of the Kennedy’s “fair share”.

O’Malley proposes tying gas to sales tax, to alter traffic woes Yup this is the same ass-clown that is proposing taxes on Internet downloads with the destination of computers residing in “his” fair state. But here is a clue for this fool. Pay for the roads and bridges from the money that has already been usurped from the tax slaves of Maryland. It is high time that those paying everybody’s fair share got the minimum return on their compulsory investment.

Occupy DC protesters make ‘citizens’ arrest’ of Fox News van This attempt to arrest an inanimate object tempts us to suggest that the Flea Baggers -and their stupidity- are the gift that keeps on giving. However that assertion would be fundamentally incorrect. The Whiney-Whine Percent doesn’t give anything . . . other than demands to be taken care of.

Sen. Whitehouse To Introduce ‘Buffett Rule’ Bill To Raise Taxes On Millionaires Personally we’re getting tired of this so-called “Buffet Rule” and all the misnomers that accompany it. If Warren Buffet wants to pay more money than his secretary then he needs to fire his tax lawyer and fill out a W2 like everybody else. If Obama wants to make the rich “pay their fair share” then he needs to push for a ten percent across the board flat tax (or better yet no tax at all) for everyone while simultaneously angling for an end to all the tax payer billions he is funneling to his cronies and constituents. And if there is genuine concern for the hurt the middle class is feeling then the statists over at Think Pogrom need to support a system that doesn’t demand an escalation in our “contribution” brought about by all the tinkering, regulation and trickle down tax hikes that always seems to raise our cost of living almost as much as they raise the fortunes of Dear Leader’s BFF’s.

Iran web developer sentenced to death: Not to be outdone by the recent Internet power grabs, emanating from Washington, Iran has taken steps to assert their dominance in the arena of www dot asshatery. Dear Leader will no doubt see this latest provocation as a direct and personal insult. Steps to close the censorship gap will be sure to follow.

Magazine Calls Occupiers To Come To Chicago In ‘Tradition of’ 1968 Rioters. Some time after the ’68 Chicago Riots it was noted that the event was essentially a clash between members bourgeoisie and the proletariat. With the cops most decidedly belonging to the latter camp. In this way the Whiney-whine percent has already fulfilled that tradition. And if they get their way it won’t be so long before they fulfill those other hallmarks of their traditions. Namely using the power of the state to ensure even greater tax slave fealty to their corporatist system.