Source: John Edwards has life-threatening heart condition. We’re not buying it. People that use their spouse’s terminal illness to launch presidential campaigns -while simultaneously making babies with their floozie mistresses- don’t have hearts.
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Woman says her fake penis got her fired. The situation worked out way differently for this poor lady than it did for Janet Napolitano.
Draft cyber bill gives DHS controversial authorities. It would appear that where there is smoke there there is also Reichstag fire.
Justice Department memo argues Obama recess appointments were legal: Not to worry folks. Attorney General Murder assures us that President Despot’s recent power grabs have all been legal!
President Obama is schmoozing with the stars again… this time as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pop over to the White House: Keep it up Barry . . . anything that keeps you from devoting even more of your time to destroying this country is a plus in our book!
Homeland Security Is Monitoring The Drudge Report, The New York Times: Big Mother is watching you!
Michelle Obama: Tired of ‘angry black woman’ stereotype. Yeah and we’re tired of Michelle Antoinette living the life of a royal despot through the wholesale theft of our labor. The difference is we can’t do anything about that until November.
Kim Kardashian replaced by dog in Skechers Super Bowl ad. We guess the producers wanted a brand representative that could do tricks . . . not just turn them.
Katy Perry’s dad faulted for anti-Semitic remarks. Apparently the comments came during a sermon. Our suggestion to Mr. Perry is to make sure he only makes bigoted comments while preaching at a church the Obama’s attend.
A Fine for Not Using a Biofuel That Doesn’t Exist. We imagine Joseph Heller would have had something interesting to say about this.
Carter ‘pleased’ with Egypt polls. First this jerk gave us the Ayatollah Khomeini. Then he gave us Hugo Chavez. Is there any doubt the hat-trick is going to be another psychopathic d-bag?
DC Council to Consider Gay Divorce Bill. Two words: irreconcilable similarities.
Homeland Security monitors journalists: Alright, so this smacks a little of tinfoil. But this is the Obamanation now. And given the civil liberties violations Dear Leader has already committed to we are not so sure that something like this could be put past him.
Fidel Castro: ‘robot’ better than Obama, Republicans. Shortly after this statement was made Al Gore called up the nearly dead Cuban dictator to kindly thank him for the endorsement.
Stephanopoulos struggles with fairness during NH debate: And in other news the water is wet, the world is not flat and the sun does not revolve around it.
Woman rubs butt over $30M painting: Lawyers are preparing to mount an insanity defense. Apparently the woman was suffering from a rather unfortunate delusion in which she believed she was Obama and the painting was The United States Constitution.
China claims it has successfully curbed ‘excessive entertainment’ on TV. Big deal. MSNBC did that years ago. They also successfully dealt with the pesky issue of “excessive truth” by giving Rachel Maddow and Ed Schultz a job.
Obama bypasses Senate, cites Imperial Privilege. According to the article O Duce claimed “I refuse to take `no’ for an answer.” Who knew Bill Clinton, Mike Tyson, William Kennedy Smith and Barry had so much in common?
Shocking new video of Barack Obama has emerged. This was captured mere moments after Dear Leader signed the “Detain all Americans!” legislation into law.
Happy 2012! And don’t worry . . . if the Mayans knew anything about predicting the future Cortez would have never made it to the shore.
Occupy’s Rose Parade float: 70-foot octopus of corporate greed: We tried to register our own float illustrating Flea Bagger greed. But the good folks putting on the Rose Parade objected to our giant effigy of a coddled trust fund baby raping the middle class so that it could keep buying Starbucks and Macbooks even after daddy’s credit card had been maxed out.
“Middle Class Warrior” dines out for $260.00: Barry’s greed runs a world in need.
NYT: Southern Food is Undignified: Having had meals in both New York and New Orleans we’d like to say that the fellows over at the NYT are harboring some sour grapes. However our experience tells us that such a statement would not be entirely correct. Sour grapes would make for a cuisine far more interesting than anything these Times jerks would condescend to partake in.
Michelle Obama’s $2000.00 Dress. No wonder Michelle Antoinette is a socialist. It is a pretty awesome deal if your the one that gets to play with what the proles are forced to pay.
Obama’s Hawaiian palace: We’re a bit tired of living so far below our means so that President Usurper can live beyond his.
