TSA screenings aren’t just for airports anymore. Want to have your genitals violated but don’t have enough money for an airplane ticket? Not to worry, this year the TSA will be making it easier than ever to get hand raped by a friendly, disease free (probably) member of your federal government!
http://youtu.be/LQfdSBq7flw
Remy is back with another snarky song poking fun at the ever increasing authority. There is probably a detention camp in this guy’s future.
Flea Baggers drown out Bachmann at Iowa diner: Apparently the Whiney-Whine percent isn’t sufficiently convinced that Bachmann will steal enough from the middle class to pay for all their goodies.
Jim Sensenbrenner Says Michelle Obama Has ‘Large Posterior’: The author of this article -one Betsy Rothstein- suggests that Sensenbrenner has no business commenting on the size of Michelle Antoinette’s big ass (the one she carries around with her, not the one she is married to) because he has cultivated a rather large one of his own. What Rothstein fails to note here is that nobody is really concerned with the amount of junk Lady Obama keeps in her trunk. What concerns us is the amount of nanny stater crap she is capable of expelling out of it.
Pour Scott Riggell an extra cup of eggnog. He deserves it after making this nice little video in which he boldly wishes the nation a Merry Christmas . . . and Happy Hanukkah too!
IBM Predicts Mind-Reading Machines. Finally a reason to keep Barry in the White House. Should our enemies ever develop such technology we could all rest assured that our mindless President was impervious to it.
Whoopi Goldberg: Communism ‘Makes Perfect Sense’ on Paper. The Whoopster might have a point. If the kind of paper she is referring to is that variety most often found in the bathroom and next to a certain porcelain structure.
North Koreans weeping hysterically. Apparently Lil Kim was way more popular than anyone knew.
Obama ‘concerned’ about rights in Venezuela.Obama ‘concerned’ about rights in Venezuela. Dear Leader is worried about rights here in the USA as well. He’s worried that we have too many of them.
Meghan McCain: If We Nominate Gingrich It Is ‘The End Of The Republican Party’: Someone should promptly inform the RINO that the GOP has certainly survived worse. Namely her father.
People Who Thought Lil Kim Died. Given the recent news that democracy cannot survive without a plethora of stupid people it would appear that we are handing our children a much healthier country than was handed us. Win!
The 10 Most Insane Delusions of Kim Jong-il. The list reads like a Chuck Norris facts page. But presumably these are all true. In any event our favorite is probably #3: Kim Jong-il does not produce urine or feces. Which is OK by us. Our own dear leader produces enough of the latter to keep both countries well supplied for the foreseeable future.
Michelle Obama asked to Marine Corps Ball. Perhaps she’ll meet some interesting corpse-men.
Newt peaks too early? Wonder what Michael Scott would have to say about that.
Walter Reed accidentally bans Bibles. Eh, it could have been worse. At least this time they didn’t burn them.
Biden: ‘The Taliban Per Se Is Not Our Enemy’: Of course not. Biden’s enemies are a healthy economy and near full employment. And so far he is doing very well in his never ending struggle against them.
Justice Dept silent as Holder charges critics with racism. Because Holder has not yet been able to amass the power to silence dissenters through the authority of his office he seeks to shut them up with the ever predictable charges of racism. But there is blood on the hands of Mr. Holder. And we will not be silenced by his desperate tactics and pitiful ploys.
In loving memory we proudly present: Kim Jong-il, and his very finest moment!
http://youtu.be/tp3bhU-XP-8
‘I Just Made Love’ app lets you tell the world where and when: We were patiently awaiting the “I just got screwed by Obama” app. Until we realized that there isn’t enough bandwidth in the world to support the program’s reporting function.
With More Vacation Days and Separate Travel, Price of Obama’s Annual Hawaiian Holiday Rises (Pricetag now in the millions!): Work you plebes . . . the Obama pleasure orgy isn’t going to pay for itself!
Alabama teachers could receive jail time for accepting Christmas gifts from students. These educators main mistake was not being Obama cronies. Special friends of Barry can accept billions of dollars in tax-payer provided gifts.
Holder issues challenge to Texas on voter rights. Given Holder’s track record of voter suppression it is surprising that he would be championing voter rights. Until you realize that this criminal is doing no such thing. Instead he is again trying to subvert the rights of the voters to choose what is best for themselves -by giving that authority and power to foreign citizens. But hey at least this time he’s not killing anybody! Bonus: Video of the kind of voter suppression Holder doesn’t give a damn about stopping:
http://youtu.be/A4MTQVMatW0
24,000 year old bone fragments found in cave. Experts are coordinating with Helen Thomas to see if they might have belonged to anyone she grew up with.
Report: Child homelessness up 33% in 3 years. That is change you can believe in!
MPAA Head on Online Censorship Bill: China’s the Model. First he helped destroy the economy . . . and now Christopher Dodd is gunning for your Internet! Who could have guessed, when fascism came to the web it was championed by a liberal in the name of greedy Hollywood profits.
