Author: Kip Hooker

Federal rules prohibit use of facial tissue for any purpose other than the name suggests! Let’s look at the bright side here. Strict enforcement of this federal directive could seriously reduce incidents of blindness in young males.

A Republican presidential candidate is saying that he “sympathized” with the Occupy Wall Street protesters. Or at least with their concerns about a few big banks dominating the economy. “When you have six banks that collectively have reserves that equal 66 percent of our nation’s GDP when, just a few short years ago, it was 20 percent of our nation’s GDP and if any one of them fails, we all go down?” former Utah Guv Jon Huntsman said. “That’s not sustainable.” Sorry Jon, the media has already decided Mitt Romney is going to be next years McCain. And the only thing unsustainable here is your ridiculous quest to someday be President.

Halloween at the White House: Little Carl and Cindy drop by the White House and learn a valuable lesson about the horrors of wealth redistribution.

Two women accused Herman Cain of inappropriate behavior. Allegations of this nature are always a serious affair. Unless, of course, they involve a Democrat. In which event there always seems to be very little MSM interest in complaints “of sexually suggestive behavior”. Even if that sexually suggestive behavior escalates into rape. If the media were interested in doing their job as journalists at least one of them would be focusing on the story of Jaunita Broaddrick right now. But they’ve no interest in doing their job as journalists. Not when their jobs as Obama propagandists are already full time affairs.

Schieffer blasts Cain for encouraging smoking in web ad: Perhaps old Bobby should apologize to America for blowing smoke up our ass.

Pat Buchanan: Occupy Wall Street will turn violent with colder weather. We don’t know if cold weather will be the catalyst but it does seem that the Whiney-Whine percent carries great potential to be violent. They are, after all, a group that wants to take property that doesn’t belong from them from people unwilling to give up what they’ve earned. Goals like that require violence to be achieved.

Elizabeth Warren to Western Massachusetts: “You know you’re not as landlocked as some parts of the state.” Shortly after making this statement Warren finalized paperwork for a purchase of some delightful ocean front property in Arizona.

Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann appeared on ABC’s This Week today, and Christiane Amanpour put Bachmann on the defensive when she asked the candidate if her non-interventionist Libya position would mean she would have been okay with “hundreds of thousands” of dead civilians in the streets of Libya and Moammar Gadhafi still in power. Does this mean we can start calling Amanpour a chicken-hawk, war-monger and a neocon?

Snowstorm, Cold Makes Life In Zuccotti Park Difficult For OWS Protesters. In other news the Flea Baggers demands being met would make life difficult for productive members of the country. Especially the ones that make up the middle class.

You know that phrase we’ve all gotten familiar with over the last few years? The one that goes “Economists are shocked, no one could possibly have seen this coming.” Whenever that excuse is trotted out it is never in reference to Peter Schiff. Schiff is not ever surprised. Schiff always sees it coming. He’s like the Chuck Norris of money. And here is a clip of him schooling some Flea Baggers. We hope their paying attention to the man. And have laid off the bong long enough to comprehend what he is saying.

Carney Tells Occupy Protesters To “Act In A Lawful Manner”. The White House Press Secretary, probably most notable for his work as Anthony Micheal Hall’s stunt double in the movie “Weird Science”, did not specify if he was referring to the set of laws that apply to Obama and company or the stricter set that the rest of us have to live under.

China could bail out Europe. For some time now we’ve been wondering how the Chinese planned on taking over the world. This morning it looks like that plan is to buy it.

New Obama Slogan Taken from Swedish Socialist Party? Why not? His economic ideas have all come from socialists. By the way, he stole his old slogan from a kids show on public television.

http://youtu.be/vD0vHZxAmso

TSA screener removed for inserting note into luggage telling passenger to “get your freak on”. Now if we could only get TSA screeners removed for inserting their hands into our children’s body cavities.

Obama says it’s ‘not as trendy to be an Obama supporter’ today compared to ’08. Once again the President dazzles us with a display of the very sort of intellect that has guaranteed his college transcripts remain the things of mystery.

Ship from failed Mongol invasion found off Japan. Obama is reportedly off to the area in order to apologize for the event.

Former Obama speechwriter sells White House sitcom. Why do we get the feeling this is going to be That’s My Bush redux?

Group to Call for ‘Robin Hood Tax’ at Protests Saturday. Unfortunately this group seems to have missed out on some of the finer dynamics of the Robin Hood legend. It is ultimately the story of a heroic protagonist fighting against the debilitating taxation of the people by an unfair, corrupt and illegitimate government. It is not the story of an unfair and corrupt government being persuaded to raise taxes -that will ultimately trickle down to the middle class- so that a rag-tag band of over-privileged bougie bohemians can upgrade their iPhone and Mac Book Pro’s without ever having to get real jobs.

Qaddafi apparently sodomized after capture: We’re simply appalled by the actions of this butt-hole.

‘American Grown’: Title of Michelle Obama’s Book. Apparently Michelle Antoinette’s first book is not about her husband.

Is the US Declaration of Independence illegal? Hmmm, good question. Perhaps we should ask George Washington and Lord Cornwallis what they think.

With so many of the OWS protesters aiming for communism we thought it might be enlightening to show how communists aim for protesters:

It’s the Joos! Hey, why didn’t anybody tell us Reverend Wright was going to be out protesting Wall Street today?

http://youtu.be/skUARWb9C8E

Perry Campaign Chartered a Plane Used in Drug-Smuggling Ring. Yawn, call us when Perry uses tax-payer money to buy guns for drug dealers that end up killing American citizens and law enforcement officers.

Libya’s transitional leader declares liberation, sets Islamist tone for future. Remember how much better the world was off after the Ayatollah Khomeini replaced the Shah in Iran? No, we don’t remember it going that way either. But at least Carter never used the power of the US Military to bring a nation under the oppressive boot of shariah law.