Author: Kip Hooker

They want a slice of the occu-pie! Frustration -that they’re not getting their “fair share” of the panhandling going on with the Occupy Wall-Street movement- is leading to some tension with the protesters. One of the Whiney-Whine Percent has gone so far as to say ““The other day, I took in $2,000. I kept $650 for my group, and gave the rest to Finance. Then I went to them with a request — so many people need things, and they should not be going without basic comfort items — and I was told to fill out paperwork. Paperwork! Are they the government now?” Welcome to socialism Mr. Flea Bagger. What part of “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs,” did you not understand?

Occupy Toronto: Creepy dude in tent sniffing girl’s feet gets arrested. Oh sure, the cops are are the vile oppressive arm of the man so long as they try and keep the Flea Baggers from destroying property and disrupting the lives of productive members of society. But somehow they instantly stop being “pigs” when it is their little piggies that are getting violated.

http://youtu.be/suRggCXySjQ

Obama’s Job Approval: Going down faster than a certain hotel heiress in the VIP room.

Protesters shut down St. Paul’s Cathedral. First time this has happened since the German Blitz. Wow, National Socialism on the march again. Who says history doesn’t repeat itself?

Biden 2016? VP Says “I’ll Make Up My Mind On That Later” Who is Biden kidding? Everybody knows you have to have a mind before you can make it up.

Rachel Maddow At Occupy Wall Street while GE occupied 80 billion dollars worth of the stuff in our wallets. Rachel Maddow has a problem. And this time it isn’t just low, ratings, low IQ or low regard for the truth. Rachel Maddow has a credibility problem. The sort of credibility problem that rears it’s ugly little head every time a rich celebrity laments the evils of the corporate culture. The very corporate culture -specifically MSNBC’s partial parent company GE- that made said celebrity rich while grabbing up 80 billion dollars worth of tax-payer funded loans, cutting American jobs so that operations could be shipped to China and failing to pay their “fair share” or any share at all.

We think it is time for Russell Simmons to pay his fair share. We also would like to think that he should pay back all the artists, or families of artists, he has ripped off to make his fortune in the hip-hop industry. Unfortunately we’re not prepared to familiarize ourselves enough with his output in order to to fully support that latter demand.

Barney Frank supports the Flea Baggers. Just when we thought the hypocrisy of Congress’ most notorious former madam had reached the limits of absurdity Mr. Frank goes out and outdoes himself again. This time it is by showing support for the Flea Baggers “anti-Wall Street” stance all the while taking money from Wall Street. We’re tempted to ask for Frank to put his money where his mouth is on this one. But we won’t. Mostly because we all know where Barney Franks mouth has been.

Big Mother is taking it to the streets! Public molestation at the hands of overpaid undereducated federal employees; it’s not just for the airports anymore! Thanks to an initiative operating under the inauspicious title of VIPR (Visible Intermodal Prevention and Response) one state has already put Mr. Napolitano’s shock troops onto American streets. But don’t sweat it illegals, they won’t be asking for your papers. They’ll be too busy putting their hands down little kids pants to worry with actual criminals.

We’ve been told for years now that the Obama team is made up of “the smartest people in the room”. Obviously those making such statements never counted on Rand Paul walking through the door. Prime example: Paul bitch slapping Timmy “The Tax Cheat” Geithner over a little basic economics.

http://youtu.be/x8GshNbT4s0

Despite what the richy-rich bourgeois bohemians would have you believe they are the “one percent”. They are richer than many people in this country. They are richer than most people in the world. And yet they stand with their hands out. Demanding the workers of this nation pay for their useless degrees. Demanding that the workers pay for their living expenses. Demanding the system squeeze ever more out of the tax payers so they can maintain a lifestyle they are not willing to contribute to. Meanwhile suffering around the world continues and escalates. And that suffering cannot so easily be alleviated by the kindness of the productive class in this country. Not so long as they insist on taking even more of the ever dwindling surplus that remains after our efforts. Note: There are more graphic videos on the internet than this one. And the real suffering around the world can easily be seen.

Thieves preying on fellow protesters. While we don’t condone theft there does seem to be something fitting about this. After all the whiney-whine percent is looking to prey on the labor and property of the middle class.

Police worry that The Flea Baggers might try to disrupt the World Series. Good thinking guys! There is no better way to gain the sympathy of the average Joe or Jane than by interfering with their sporting events. Especially after they spent all day laboring away to earn enough money to pay your fair share.

America must manage its decline?: Recently I met a retired British diplomat who claimed with some pride that he was the man who had invented the phrase, “the management of decline”, to describe the central task of British foreign policy after 1945. “I got criticised,” he said, “but I think it was an accurate description of our task and I think we did it pretty well.”. That may be all well and good for the British, but their decline came as the sun finally set on their empire. That is the consequence of being a tiny island nation that didn’t always have enough to get by. But the promise of America lay in the bounty of our resources as well as our people. And we must learn to use them again. After all who is there to turn towards if we decline . . . China?

Obama extends support for protesters. Of course he does. The only real question is how big of a hand out are their votes going to cost us?

Hotel Fires Man Who Wore US Flag Pin. Not to worry. We’re sure the man can always get a job at Olive Garden.

Ever wonder how the world is going to work when we run out of unicorn farts with which to power the rainbow machines with which to meet our energy needs? This OWS protestor has the answer: we are going to make sustainable stars and they are going to power our cars. Yes folks, despite all the warnings this guy just couldn’t resist the brown acid.

Gingrich calls Romney “Rockefeller Republican’ This is all very well and good but what we want to know is . . . which one of these guys can we call a Goldwater Republican?

Al Sharpton Warns: “We Will Get The Jobs Bill Done In The Street” Sharpton didn’t mention if one of the streets he was going to would lead to Freddy’s Fashion Mart. Or if he was going to be inciting any more massacres along the way.

Ed Schultz, host of MSNBC’s the Ed Show, believes that Republican presidential contender Herman Cain is pandering to “white Republicans out there who don’t like black folks” Cain is the sort of person that racists like Ed Schultz fear the most. A powerful black man that succeeded without the “charity” of the white liberal savior.

War Number Four! With boots on their way to the grounds of Africa the White House must be breathing a sigh of relief that so many of the peaceniks retired mere moments before his inauguration.

Speculation about Hillary for Biden swap annoys White House. While speculation of the Hillary for Obama swap scares the ever-loving wagyu beef byproduct out of them.

FAA Investigates Skydiving Sex Stunt. Apparently these guys were doing more than just going down.

WINGLESS, BLOODSUCKING AND PARASITIC: MEET THE FLEA PARTY! Damn that Ann Coulter. We were just about to re-brand the OWS movement with the super awesome term Flea Baggers but it looks like the Queen of Snark beat us to it again!

Olive Garden: American flag display would disrupt dining experience. First telling parents how to order food for their kids and now banning American flag displays. . . it sure seems that Olive Garden is going out of their way to impress Michelle Obama.