Author: Kip Hooker

There are more than 1,200 Occupy-related products now on sale on eBay. Looks like some enterprising folks have discovered a way to profit from the Whiney-Whine percent.

University of California teachers’ union aims to block online classes. Occupy the California Teachers’ Unions. They’re being greedy with the people’s education!

Huma’s parents don’t relish Weiner. Or at least the slimy former congressman never felt that they did and even went so far as to call them “backwards thinking”. Given this latest revelation we don’t know if Huma will be holding onto Weiner. But we think that Weiner will try to stick it out.

Take a look at the Occupy Philly Protester flying the Soviet Flag in the city that American freedom was crafted in. In the light of such all we can say is that the useful idiots had better be careful about what they wish for. Today the usurpers can freely march around with their Mac Books and overpriced caffeinated beverages shouting party slogans and calling for the destruction of our liberty and property. But after the revolution it is gulags and starvation for all those that can’t produce.

Issa: ‘Fast and furious’ subpoenas to be issued. Coming soon to a crook near you.

Oprah Winfrey’s television network plans relaunch after viewers drift away. If the network doesn’t fold before January 2013 Obama might be free to join the ranks. He could star in an after hours parody talk program in the mode of Fernwood 2 Night or Larry Sanders. He could call it the “Faux Late Show”. Best of all Larry Sinclair and Reggie Love would certainly be up for taking a part.

Clinton tells us how to fix the economy. For some strange reason, however, the former President omits the two methods by which he was able to preside over a seemingly good economy: Wait around for a miracle industry to be privatized and then avoid the impulse to tax it to death; give Newt Gingrich what he wanted.

Protesters clashed with security staff -of the Smithsonian’s National Air and Space Museum- when they tried to enter a museum in Washington on Saturday, prompting one guard to use pepper spray and leading to at least one arrest, a spokeswoman said. Shame Buzz Aldrin wasn’t there, he knows how to handle agit-prop losers trying to screw with America’s space history!

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Romney dominates in New Hampshire. Which begs the question: Why should New Hampshire dominate this process? Nothing against those guys. We love them. But it is a big country and it seems the nomination process should be as inclusive as possible.

Obama to GOP: Act on jobs or get run out of town. Looks like President Thug is getting desperate. Unfortunately for Chairman O when 2012 comes around it will probably be him that is getting “run out of town”.

Obama’s New Mantra: Senators Must ‘Explain to Me’ Why They Would Be Against My Jobs Bill. We might not be Senators, but we do feel up to the challenge: We are against the so called “jobs bill” because we see no reason why our children should be placed even further into debt just so Obama can buy more votes and give more money to his political cronies.

Biden: The “middle class has been screwed”. If ever there were a case of the blind squirrel finding a nut this is it. Unfortunately the nut in question is Joe Biden. And for some reason he can’t figure out that if Obama screwed the middle class any harder he’d have to start calling us Reggie Love.

Breaking News: Steve Jobs is dead. Love him or hate him the man was a giant in shaping the information age. And for what it is worth we say ‘hat’s off’ and hope he’s somewhere up there smiling down from that big iCloud in the sky.

Obama Has Now Increased Debt More than All Presidents from George Washington Through George H.W. Bush Combined. Quick, spread the word to the Wall Street Agitators that Obamanomics is destroying the middle class and maybe they can protest it! Oh wait . . . destruction of the middle class is one of their primary goals.

A proposed regulation, designed to implement part of Obamacare, will require all private health plans in the United States to cover sterilizations and all FDA-approved contraceptives–including those that cause abortions—without charging any fees or co-pay. These regulations were drawn to implement a provision in Obama’s health-care law that calls for all health-care plans to cover “preventive services.”: And we thought it was bad when he expected us to pay for his supporter’s living expenses. Now he wants us to fund their killing too!

Cain catches Romney. And has no plans on releasing him, even if he is too small.

Asked about the protests during his appearance before Congress’s Joint Economic Committee, Mr. Bernanke said people are blaming “with some justification the problems in the financial sector for getting us into this mess.” “At some level, I can’t blame them,” he said, pointing to an unemployment rate that remains stuck above 9%. Americans are “dissatisfied with the policy response here in Washington,” the Fed chief warned lawmakers Bernanke had better stop worrying about upsetting these Agitprop conmen that are unemployed because it suits them and lost nothing in the crises because they’re tax eaters that contribute no more than their greed and demands to be taken care of. It is time he get concerned with the real victims here. The hard working Americans that have watched their jobs disappear. Their cost of living skyrocket. And the value of their dollars plummet.

Obama defends loan to Solyndra, calling it a ‘good bet’. Message to Obama: Next time you want to place a “good bet” use your own damn 500 million dollars, not ours!

Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak says Israel has a responsibility to try and ease tensions in the region and find a way to resume negotiations with the Palestinians. His comments come in response to remarks U.S. Defense Secretary Leon Panetta made Sunday He said that Israel is becoming increasingly isolated and must do more to work with its neighbors. For Israel to compromise any more with their neighbors they’d have to start bombing their own discotheques.

Finally, a real smart car! Unfortunately the term has already been hijacked for a clown car being marketed to overly smug individuals suffering from a disturbing lack of ability in the arena of critical thinking.

Hairy, crazy ants invade from Texas to Miss. Hmm, an invasion force destroying the local economy and placing the citizens in physical danger. Sounds like a group that would benefit immensely from the passage of the DREAM Act.

Van Jones hates old people and wants them to starve to death! Alright so that might be a bit of hyperbole, but it is hardly more ridiculous than the rhetoric the left routinely engages in. And, unlike us, they’re most decidedly not engaging in what they believe to be satire. All the same it is important to note that with Jones’ support for the classless warriors raging against Wall Street (but not the government control that defines Wall Street) he is strongly standing against those that depend on the institution to be for them what Social Security could only promise to be. And in the end Wall Street isn’t so far removed from Main Street so long as Wall Street remains the place where Main Street’s retirement lives.

Obamas celebrate wedding anniversary with lavish dinner at stylish $150-a-head restaurant. To be fair $150.00 doesn’t go nearly as far as it did before Bernanke and Obama gutted the value of our dollar.

Scare: Suspicious white powder sent to residence of Biden’s brother. No word yet if Biden’s daughter was supposed to be staying over that weekend.

Recent flooding spawns new wave of aggressive mosquitoes in Vermont. Not to worry. Vermonters have a fool proof method of getting rid of bloodsuckers; they send them to Washington. And yes Bernie Sanders, we’re talking about you.