Author: perlcat

Well, you lose your child, get a form letter. That’s just nasty — especially when tramps and hoods rate phone calls.

Up until 9/11/12, Barry’s best chance to get elected was to talk about Anything But the Economy — with an acronym of ‘ABE’. Since Barry loves to compare himself with Lincoln, and he has his own peculiar relationship with the truth, here’s the nickname I’ve carefully crafted for the Occupant in the White House that captures the essence of his entire presidency in two words:

“Dishonest Abe.”

Yeah, we’re helpful like that…

Well, you have to wonder about the Obama Administration. When they stand up for whatever it is that they stand up for, they certainly invite mockery. I’m just trying to figure out where the term “pussy riot” should apply in this entire misbegotten mis-administration.

From the department of unhealthy obsessions over food. Racist peanut butter
Or, as George Washington Carver would say: You guys are nuts about my nuts!

Freedom. (n) The ability to do whatever you want, as long as your government tells you to do it. No, you cannot refuse. Those signs you used to see that said: “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” are now meaningless, because your private property is now public property. As Alien said, I may not agree with the use they put to their private property — however, my mistake is that I thought that private property was exactly that.

GOP Convention is gonna be great this year.
They even got a clown.

He had it where it counts.
Mr. Cash, I salute you.

Snagglepuss exiting Stage Right.
Or to the audiences’ (and reality’s) far, far, far freakin’ out Left.

What’s truly amusing is the brain trust waiting in the wings to take up the bath salts and spout drivel on national TV.

Poor babies got their toy broken
Seems like they got off easy in my opinion. I just can’t see how they could have thought that it wouldn’t have ended badly — stupider things have been done, but usually you’re supposed to say “hold my beer and watch *this*.”

Breitbart passes away, libs act churlish
RIP Andrew Breitbart. You will be sorely missed.

Bob Kerrey stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, and all’s we got was this lousy carpet bagger.
Go back to New York, Bob, You’ve never met a lefty cause you didn’t love — including saying ObamaCare “didn’t go far enough”. Now’s where you can go far enough. Away.

Wooly mammoth filmed in Siberia
WITH chewy bigfoot-style footage! …and in unrelated news, there are straight lines that are impossible to pass up, and there are straight lines that are definitely impossible to pass up that involve someone’s vacation plans.

Lies and calculated misdirection for Santorum over at ‘theweek.com’
1. Opposing birth control
Quote: “One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country…. Many of the Christian faith have said, well, that’s okay, contraception is okay. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.” (Speaking with CaffeinatedThoughts.com, Oct. 18, 2011)

Over-Reaction: This is “pretty basic: Rick Santorum is coming for your contraception,” says Irin Carmon at Salon. “Any and all of it.” Threatening to “send the condom police into America’s bedrooms” is pretty bad politics: More than 99 percent of sexually active women have used some form of birth control, and “helping people get access to birth control is actually a popular issue,” supported by 82 percent of Americans. But a national contraception ban is “clearly the world Santorum wants.”
Continue reading “speaking up”

When I first read the term ‘Twinkie Deconstructed’
I thought it was a book about Rahm, Geithner, or Obama. Still, it’s humorous that someone can go through all the work to analyze Twinkies, and not succumb to temptation like I just did.

Don’t know why anyone is surprised that Obama went to Disney
You gotta cater to your constituents, and at last count, Mickey Mouse voted for him over 67,000 times.

Vote for the worst lib media bias quotes of the past year
The MRC owes the world an apology for posting this without a warning label. Having to read the Chris Matthews quotes again was like wading in a kiddie pool full of lukewarm vomit.

Raaaaacist unions want photo voter ID
Apparently, it is only raaaacist when ID’s are required for trivial things like presidential elections. When they are concerned about voter fraud hurting them, then all of a sudden, asking for peoples’ photo ID’s is reasonable. Hypocrites.

Woodward says that sitting next to Al Gore is “taxing”.

No kidding. Having any democrat in Washington is taxing. Just ask those who pay taxes.