ODP1Has a job and you don’t.
ODP2Gets HIS 3 am calls on his answering machine
ODP3Has time for golf.
ODP4only appears to care.
ODP5Is Disinclined to acquiesce to your request for additional embassy security.
(Means “No”)
ODP6What’s in YOUR wallet?

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I don’t know what is more sad — that this woman thinks that deer can read, or that channel 8 news in NC gets their important news of the day from reddit/YouTube.

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If you have no soul, these quotations make sense.

Not that I disagree with his assessment of Democrat intelligence, mind you. Just the level of sheer crassness would embarrass Mephistopheles.

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Do. Not. Want. The granny that shouldn’t.

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Seems like you’ll never run out of money if you back your money supply with Democrat stupid. There’s an unlimited supply!

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On sale now: The Obama accomplishment card pack. Buy now, so you can truly say that you’re not playing with a full deck. They say that it is a “a tool you can use to help family, friends and others understand what change really looks like”. I say it’s more like “tools for tools”.

I wonder how many actual accomplishments are in there. Kinda hate to describe what Barry has in Washington as an “Administration”. More like “co-conspirators”, “accomplices”, and “henchmen”.

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The most elegant explanation why AlGore is an idiot that I have ever seen.

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Moving the tariff thread over from the tips thread. If you’d posted on it, copy your posts over, and then feel free to chime in on the subject: Slap China with a tariff? Why or why not?

It all began with Alien saying: “Romney said he’d label China a currency manipulator, which would grant him authority to hit them with tariffs. Love it”…

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I know Bonfire covered the hypocrisy angle of this — I want to point out the ridiculous “first” this represents: This is the FIRST time that a Democrat took the responsibility for anything. To be perfectly honest, this needs to go into Guinness. That should be celebrated, and we should also take the time to point out other historic “firsts” in this obomanation of a presidency. A few to get you guys started:

  • First time that a US diplomat was attacked without any *hint* of retaliation.
  • First time that a US president bailed on the UN to go on ‘The View’.
  • First time that a US president suggested that freedom of speech gets a religious exemption.
  • First time that a US president left in the middle of a diplomatic crisis to go on a fund raiser.
  • First time that a US president found time to call a woman who could not afford her birth control.
  • First time that a US president could tell you what JLo thinks on anything, but has no idea what is happening at his embassies.

and as a parting shot, I can give you their new campaign slogans:
“Obama 2012: we don’t give a buck.”
“Obama 2012: No bucks were given.”

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Poor Debbie Wassermann-Schultz and Alan Grayson
They can’t get a date anymore.

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Well, you lose your child, get a form letter. That’s just nasty — especially when tramps and hoods rate phone calls.

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Up until 9/11/12, Barry’s best chance to get elected was to talk about Anything But the Economy — with an acronym of ‘ABE’. Since Barry loves to compare himself with Lincoln, and he has his own peculiar relationship with the truth, here’s the nickname I’ve carefully crafted for the Occupant in the White House that captures the essence of his entire presidency in two words:

“Dishonest Abe.”

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Hilda, Hilda, Hilda. Poor thing. Pass the smelling salts.

That woman has the vapours over allegations about her unemployment numbers: Watch the video. There’s a detail a lot of people are missing. Nowhere, and I mean *nowhere* does she actually *deny* that the numbers were cooked. She just got upset that we dare to question the Mighty Hildabeest’s professionality.

“Look at our numbers! We worked hard on our numbers. We’ve presented all the cooked data you can eat! You must be thankful we’ve deigned to release them in time to convince you that you still have a job, and life in the Obamaconomy ain’t so bad!! Praise Barry!”

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Yeah, we’re helpful like that…

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Wi not trei a holiday in Rossiya this yer ?
See the loveli lakes
The wonderful telephone system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic yeti
A yeti once bit my sister…

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the yeti with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Pyotr – her brother-in-law – a Yessentuki dentist and star of many Rossiyan movies: “The Hot Hands of a Yessentuki Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Ivan Ivanovich”…

Mynd you, yeti bites Kan be pretti nasti…

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Well, you have to wonder about the Obama Administration. When they stand up for whatever it is that they stand up for, they certainly invite mockery. I’m just trying to figure out where the term “pussy riot” should apply in this entire misbegotten mis-administration.

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Team Obama: Going for the “jerk” and “bully” demographic

Working hard to show that the donk party is full of classy people, trying to support the vulnerable amongst us.

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Dancing to a dog whistle only he can hear:
Peter Hanby of CNN has taken over the Raaaaaaacist dictionary.

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Obama: worse than Neville Chamberlain. The concept of appeasement in oriental diplomacy translates as weakness. Using drones to kill the leaders of a hateful group leaves the hate intact.

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DNC: “Sincerity is key: Once we can fake that, we’ve got it made.”

Never have a collection of people that hate the military in all its forms try to celebrate their newfound love for the military that happens every two to four years.

Pretty clear from this that they have no idea whose warships they are using to demonstrate their sincere gratitude and admiration for our veterans — rather than ask the US Navy for a background photo for publicity, why not delve into some freeware clipart archive, just so they can look sincerely stupid on a national stage. Honestly, the amateurishness is hysterical here. If they didn’t hate on the military so, they may find that the Navy has a publicity department that would probably let them have some great photos for nothing.

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The thing that amazes me about the term ‘Uncle Tom’: you can download and read the book for yourself for free. The people that freely use the term to describe people either have never read it, or are simply unable to comprehend basic facts about Christianity. I’ll give you the Cliff Notes version: According to Stowe, Tom won by never having his spirit crushed.

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From the department of unhealthy obsessions over food. Racist peanut butter
Or, as George Washington Carver would say: You guys are nuts about my nuts!

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Freedom. (n) The ability to do whatever you want, as long as your government tells you to do it. No, you cannot refuse. Those signs you used to see that said: “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone” are now meaningless, because your private property is now public property. As Alien said, I may not agree with the use they put to their private property — however, my mistake is that I thought that private property was exactly that.

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GOP Convention is gonna be great this year.
They even got a clown.

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He had it where it counts.
Mr. Cash, I salute you.

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