Bad day for roosters

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• It's SF, the roosters will just all go gay and hang out in the Castro.

• Hey, that's a nice looking cock!

  • Okay, before you ask, YES that DEFINITELY sounded gay.

    And as a complete aside, I think I will have a rooster with a noose around his neck tattooed on my calf. I always wanted a cock that hung below my knee.

    • Flaming or just a little light in the loafers?

      • Flaming.
        ...not that there's... oh never mind!

    • That was a fowl yolk.

      • Ohhhhh, egg puns. But that's alright, Your pun went over easy with me. I'm hard boiled enough not to let a little criticism get me all scrambled up.

        • ...omelette-ing that one just go by...

        • I'd bet Shakespeare is rolling ova in the grave.

        • Oh crêpe, I missed the egg pun thread.

        • it's all right, some egg pun threads aren't all they are cracked up to be...

        • Stop it! You aren't leaven any for me!

        • Surely you don't eggspect me to eggsplain it to you...

        • Waht do uyo mnea?

        • considering my dyslexia, I'd say this entire site is scrambled...but that JP is just down right rotten sometimes.

        • Personally I'm scrambled sometimes.

        • IDK, I think some of us might be poached

        • You guys are sure a hard-boiled bunch.

        • oh come on...egg puns are a dime a dozen...and this isn't the bread pun thread, just sayin'

        • I've combed my way through this thread and still the roosters seem to be receiving a poultry amount of attention.

        • If not he's certainly broiling.

        • Sounds like you're pulleting my leg.

        • eggsactly...and I don't think anyone will be winning a pulletzer prize with these puns...

• There goes the world's supply of chicken and egg jokes, shot to hell.

  • Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

    A: He had to leave town to find work.

    Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week folks.

    • A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion...

      • Yes, they really know how to hendle themselves.

        • Are you trying to spur me on?

        • I'm gonna lay it on the line: no.

        • Hey JP...Gotta question for ya...which came first the chicken or the egg?

          answer: neither, it was the rooster :D

        • I knew you'd feather your bed with that one.

        • nah, just a feather in my cap

        • so we just turned a chicken/rooster/egg pun thread into an electrical current thread? Maybe JP had the right idea when he flew the coop an hour ago...

        • No DC in your AC?

        • Well I certainly am not interested in any alternative...

        • Don't get cocky.

    • http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rooster

  • {pregnant chicken}

• dammit..i thought this was some kinda of cool cloning/bio-engineering story.. but its just some faux plant-based eggish thing

  • Y, as many of the "just like the original" faux products I've tried over the years, none of them ever lived up to the hype. Some of them are not at all bad tasting but you can still tell the difference. And none of them ever matched the originals in physical properties, i.e. breakdown under heat, etc.

• Great tag line JP, how are we supposed to add anything after that?