Barney Frank signs with William Morris Talent Agency. “”I plan to write at least one book, write articles, both online and offline, give speeches and lectures, and appear as a commentator on various media outlets — subject, of course, to anybody inviting me.” Don’t call us, we’ll call you… or not.
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Who wants to bet which TV outlet he will appear on first? Sorry, MSNBC and Current are already taken.
Barney's talent is farting during interviews.
How would you know? Don't your cheeks have to at least touch to make a noise?
http://youtu.be/lsUCbhxXGCo
If they're gonna pay people to do that, sign me up.
"Talent"? What talent?
Drama queen?
do you REALLY want an answer to that? Ewwwww!
Got a fundraising email from Bachmann, stating that "Barney Frank is coming to town". So, without further ado and absolutely no apologies at all to Bruce Springsteen, I give you:
Bawney Fwank is coming to town (The lyrics) (scary, ain't it!)
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cwy (because he's comin' in dwy)
You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
He's making a wist, he's checking it twice
He's gonna find out whose naughty or nice (so hold onto your ass, Fred)
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows if you're awake (Yowch!!!)
He knows if you've been bad or good (where 'bad' is 'good' and vice-versa))
(So you'd)
Better be good for goodness sake (For an undetermined value of "good")
Better be good for goodness sake
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cwy
You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows if you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
(So you'd)
Better be good for goodness sake
Better be good for goodness sake
You'd better watch out, you'd better not cwy
You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
Bawney Fwank is coming to town
You mean ol Bawney ain't going to be giving away all the millions he earned while occupying that Congressional Seat from Taxachussets? You mean, he is still greedy and seeking someone to PAY HIM to comment and express his worthless, useless opinion on the issues of today? Based on his real knowledge of anything, I'd say he should be loosing weight - and rather quickly, though you know MSNBC would just love to have him comment on ANYTHING>
Oh, thank God. I thought he was gonna get into that weird performance art circuit propelling zucchinis and things from different bodily orifices.
I was thinking more like watermelons.
I was wondering if William Morris had a call for a drama queen to do personal appearances.