Obama to free Gitmo terrorist “because he took up yoga.” The Periodic Review Board that makes these decisions was set up by Obama in 2011, with presidential appointees who don’t require congressional confirmation. And he forbids them from considering any information obtained by using “cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment.”
“In the politest terms possible, Abdullah, I ask you whether you have given up on this nasty terrorism business.”
“Oh yes, I am going to do yoga now. And raise bees.”
“Well okay then! We release you!”
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I need to get my glasses on. I thought the headline for this post was: "Obama to free Gitmo terrorist “because he looked up vagina"! WTF, everyone has seen Obama's vagina. What makes that terrorist so special? Did he get a wiff of that bearded taco too? Cheaper to set that Muslim free than to give him psychiatric care for PTSD with Obamacare.
Actually, the prisoners at GITMO get better medical care than us Veterans do at the VA. They have a much higher ratio of healthcare professionals to patients, they don't have to pay any copays, pay for their meds, or worry about getting put on a wait list for treatment.
Maybe we should petition congress for the VA to adopt GITMOCARE!
The Onion is talking to their copyright attorneys.
Quagmire's in a hurry to clear out Gitmo, he needs to make room for all the radical right domestic terrorists that Holder's "Thought Crime" police will be sending their way because they dared to say anything against them.
DOES THIS REALLY change anything? I don't think so.
Rather what it does do is encourage the jihadist masses, telling them they are winning their struggle over the West....but their imans have been telling them that lie for years. Obama just told them the same lie in his surrender of 5 jihad commanders for 1 American traitor.
What this also tells us is that the Pope has no idea who he represents or who he is making friends with. The same Muslims that he is trying to befriend are the same Muslims that will cheerfully cut off his head - and the heads of all of his congregation. And the god that he says he represents is not the God of either the Old or New Testament bible. Rather he represents a god of his own imagination, serving a set of doctrins constructed to further enslave it's followers. According to Jesus, whom he says he represents, only the TRUTH will set a person free....but anyone who considers these past 12 years with all their turmoil already knows all of these things.
All this really does is pull back the veil from the future, showing the world what is getting ready to experience. "When a scoffer is punished, the simple becomes wise; when a wise man is instructed, he gains knowledge." - Proverbs 21:11
Just remember that Obama would have absolutely no problem whatsoever keeping the real terrorists, Americans that disagree with him, in GITMO forever.
King Barky the liar has called us far worse names, done greater harm to us than any prisoner in GITMO. Just wait until the full propaganda arm of the progressive-fascist democrat party goes after those veterans speaking out against Bergdahl. Hope none of them ever go into the VA for health care. They will be either killed by attrition or on purpose. Ask Seal team 6 about what people just might say about Obama and his merry band of idiots.
By the power of Christ, I release you!
I would prefer it if we released their blood first.
Maybe if they empty out Gitmo then Obama can have the place to himself when he's convicted of his countless crimes.
I can dream can't I??
If we could surreptitiously infect each prisoner to be released with antibiotic resistant tuberculosis then ship directly to his favorite terrorist cell then I could be swayed into supporting the closure of Gitmo.
It's a great idea, until you stop and think of the future. Where are these terrorists going to be living in 5-10 years? That's right! Dallas TX, Chicago IL, Miami, FL and every small town in between. President Clinton or President Romney will cuddle up to the Muslims even more than Obama or Bush did.
I wonder if they throw in some bonus cash to the jihadis who take their thugs back?
They give them $2 million and a cache of Fast and Furious weapons!