Biden: Gore won the presidency in 2000

Biden: Gore won the presidency in 2000. “He was elected president of the United States of America. But for the good of the nation, when the bad decision in my view was made, he did the right thing for the nation.” We heard that in college, Biden once ran a 100 yd dash but never finished – he got lost along the way. Well, we didn’t really hear that… but we wouldn’t be surprised if it really did happen.

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  • Remind me again how many millions were spent counting hanging chads...and what the final outcome was again?

  • "Gore won", that story is so 2000 but the Democrat faithful need their passions stirred up so they can rage against "Bushler" and ignore all the Obama scandals.

    Classic political diversion by the Obama and his Chicago gansters.

  • "We heard that in college, Biden once ran a 100 yd dash but never finished..."

    Yes, but he used someone else's time as his.

    • Gore didn't bother to run it. He just sat on his walrus-butt, wheezing on the sidelines, and then cried to his daddy that they didn't let him win!

      • Gore, in a sudden and inexplicable burst of principle, refused to run, saying it would only increase his respiration rate and exhalation of CO2. Realizing what just happened after it was too late to run the sprint, he vowed to never let it principle stand in the way again. He immediately commenced the construction of his 30,000 sf mansion.

      • And, Obama won the race. He showed up at the finish line from nowhere, unable to prove that he had even been in the race, and demanded that anyone questioning him was a racist. All of the cameras had mysteriously been taped over.

  • I just have to live in a world that it takes a Carter to get a Regan. Lord please let OBAMA BE OUR CARTER!

  • Call me crazy but if the Courts woulda handed GORE that win we would be past the CARTER crap and on to REGAN now. Just sayin.

  • Other historical revisions from the Bleep-for-Brains-Veep:

    1) General George Washington and The Continental Army endured the grueling winter of 1777-78 at Valley Fair in Shakopee, MN.
    2) President Dwight D. Eisenhower encouraged us to embrace and nurture the military-industrial complex.
    3) The Pilgrims landed somewhere on the shores of present-day Massachusetts driving Chrysler's new and sporty coupe, the Plymouth Rock.
    4) The first 7-11 convenience store was started on a corner in New Delhi.
    5) President Abraham Lincoln invented the game "foursquare" about seven years ago.

  • uhm... what is the point of Biden saying this? *shrugs* This is not working Biden baby I am not distracted. This is old (like you) move the heck on.

  • Gore could have won, but he not only lost his own state, he lost in his own county. But that's just because they knew him.

  • One thing you can take to the bank about Democrats and that is that they never forget a lie and never remember a truth!

    • Yeah, I wonder if Wonder Joe believes Nixon did the right thing in 1960 when he didn't demand recounts in Texas and Illinois, and in 1973 when he resigned rather than put the country through a long, bitter trial?