Biden: Romney really isn’t qualified to be president

Biden: Romney really isn’t qualified to be president. Seems Bozo the Debating Clown didn’t think that Romney showed any “vision of what he thought America’s role in the world should be.” But his boss, Snarky the Bayonet Master, “demonstrated a grasp and a gravity” and “had a worldview of where America’s position should be.” That’s the problem: we’ve seen where Obama thinks America’s position should be. We just don’t like bending over as much as Obama does.

This post was last modified on April 12, 2021

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  • And Joe Biteme is barely qualified to shovel male bovine waste organic matter, but it seems he's made a living do just that. A sorry display of the intelligence of stupid people in large groups.

    • After seein' Old Joe in the debate last week, I doubt he's qualified to start his own car in the morning. After he losoes this Nov, I'd like to see him scrubbing the White House toilets and emptying the trash. Oh--My bad. Sorry to all the custodians out there.

  • Lessee. A total numbnuts like Joe Biden, who would starve to death if he couldnt suck at the public trough, thinks Romney is unqualified to be POTUS. There is an ad to be finished with "I'm Mitt Romney and I approved this ad."
    Also, show an ad with Putin, Chavez, Castro, The UN, Moonbeam, and Sandra Fluke all endorsing the O, followed by "I'm MItt Romney, and I heartily approve this ad."
    Campaign GOLD!!!!

  • wonder what the companies making those bayonets thought?

    Gossip site TMZ did… and they found out that bayonet manufacturers are upset with President Obama:

    We spoke with Dan Riker from Bayonet Inc. — a leading military surplus outlet that specializes in bayonets — who tells us he believes Obama’s comment was “ignorant … because our soldiers still use bayonets.”

    He adds, “[Bayonets] are still distributed to the military all the time — he should get educated on it”

    For the record, Riker says he won’t be voting for Obama … “and I didn’t vote for him last election either.”

    *via the blaze. as an aside, i gotta go buy a bayonet now. i may need it.

    • Thanks, I had this image in my head of him accidentally cutting off his head (or something else) if he actually tried to handle one.

  • We all know that Ron Paul is the only one qualified for that. That's the reason he will never get elected. He's too qualified and Corporate Greed can't control him.