Bigfoot is real. A group of scientists is showing digital video of Sasquatch and claiming they have DNA analysis of hair, blood, skin, and other tissue which proves a close relative of humans is roaming the woods of North America… or a missing Robertson brother.
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Sorry to burst your bubble guys, but I never forget a face and that's not a sasquatch; that's a side shot of a wookie walking in woods of Endor, in fact, that's Chewbacca! Sorry.
How will global warming effect bigfoot,
Funny you should ask that. Have you seen the Animal Planet documentary on mermaids? I think it's the most popular show the network ever aired. I watched the whole thing, smelling a con the whole time I was watching. I kept asking why legitimate scientists would suggest that mermaids are real, and then it dawned on me. They kept talking about stopping the Navy from using sonar and they kept talking about stopping the oil companies from deep sea drilling. You see? They were willing to lose their scientific credibility for a chance to live whacko environmentalist daydreams.
So don't put it past the EPA to shut down a coal plant somewhere to save bigfoot.
Didja see the one they did a few years ago on dragons? First time they'd done anything like that, and one of the few times it wasn't done as a one-off April Fools' gag. I think my wife watched the whole first ep -maybe the second - before figuring out it was a gag.
It will make her feet swell.
Everyone knows that's a Wookie, not Bigfoot!
That was absolutely my first thought when I saw the close up shot of the head "That's somebody in a Chewbacca costume..."
What is stupid is the Wookie in the White House thinks you have to pay for using twitter.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/michelle-obamas-twitter-account-go-dark_759028.html
I think she must be implying that her staff member is not able to update for her at this time... as if! Pure theatrics. How many "real" twitters really care?!!
I highly doubt that Michelle lost any staff members. I'm guessing the White House decided everybody in the White House is essential.
Very likely. You can't risk enraging the wookie!
Yep!
THAT'S it! Mooch is upset because her "staff" is non-essential!
NOW what she do for friends?
How it must suck to know the only reason you have friends is because someone pays them to "play" with you.
A rather stunning display of stupidity, especially since she announced her withdrawal from Twitter on Twitter.
I think it's more ignorance than stupidity. It just shows how someone can be so insulated from reality, that they don't know anything about a product or service that they have been using for some time. It also shows how the entitled class is not so deserving of their entitlement.
They took her personal TweetMaster, and put him on duty at the WWII Memorial, keeping veterans from visiting.
What do you expect from a stupid sasquatch?
I will believe in Bigfoot when Obama becomes a conservative....
Bigfoot is real, and is currently living at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Every so often it even goes on multimillion dollar world tours, on the public's dime of course.
Sasquatch will be very offended to learn that your opinion of his golf game is that low.
Perhaps these scientist have moved over from the global warming climate change camp. 1 question if big foot is real, why has there never been a single body recovered? Why is it that these creatures are only seeing by a select few? Sounds to me as if some have been in the purple dots again.
A "scientist" told Fox News that they have enough human instinct to bury and mourn their dead. Not sure how they know they mourn their dead but whatever.
Also this scientist stated that humans and apes mated at some point in the past and it just so happens that these are humans with more ape in the looks department and haven't fully evolved into homo sapiens.
The lady that financed the "scientist" says that we need to go for human rights for the bigfoot race because even though they failed to evolved they are a form of human and should be given the same rights as everyone else. Now if we can just find one and talk to him or her and ask them to join civilization so they can enjoy their rights...
*rolls eyes to the high heavens*
Hey, if Weiner and Huma can reproduce...
It still wouldn't look like Mooch.
Watch Rise of the Guardians, please, before casting aspersions on yeti, sasquatch, swamp-ape et al. thanks.
And that was ALSO gross...
Bodies of anything vanish very quickly in the wild, between decomposition and scavengers. The legend of the "Elephant's Graveyard" in Africa arose because elephant skeletons were so rarely found - and that is a HUGE creature whose existence is undisputed, and lives in wide open grasslands. Think how unlikely it would be to find the carcass of a creature little larger than human, rare, and largely confined to deep forest.
Ask a park ranger, especially a back woods National Forest one, how many bear carcasses (that weren't shot) they've ever run across in all their years.
In fact, when the first platypus specimen reached England in 1799 (it was long dead), it was regarded as a hoax, a “high frolic practised on the scientific community by some colonial prankster”*.
* Moyal, A., Platypus, Allen and Unwin, New South Wales, Australia, p. 184, 2001. Back.
I think you know the answer to that. When they die their bodies are collected by alien spaceships and buried on their home planet.
Like Predator from the movies? Cool.
Looks like Moochelle around the eyes...
How do we know that isn't Crowley foraging around for a free meal?
derp derp snort GOLD (drool) snort
Crowley would never go foraging. Too much work. Besides, Cheetos don't grow on trees.
Perhaps Michelle is the missing link?