BILL CLINTON PLEADS FOR DONATIONS AFTER ‘CLINTON CASH’ CHASES DONORS AWAY. Monica Lewinsky must be laughing her ass off.
BILL CLINTON PLEADS FOR DONATIONS AFTER ‘CLINTON CASH’ CHASES DONORS AWAY. Monica Lewinsky must be laughing her ass off.
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Maybe since MDA doesn't have a telethon anymore, we could have the Clintoon Cash Telethon on Memorial day. He could bring on all the scantily glad little girls he molested on pervert island as entertainment, Hitlery could come out and be all preachy and angry and tell us what is good for us and order people to contribute. Union thugs could walk the audience hitting them with clubs till they "give generously"....and The Tote board would show how much dictators actually give...And best of all, the one organization helped by the Clintoon's, The DNC could come out with a bunch of people in lark scooters and do a electric scooter squaredance....
Maybe Sally Struthers can start the "Feed the Clintons" foundation.
I notice he promises "more transparency"(which probably means the interns will wear see-through nighties), but makes no mention of spending more than 10 per cent of the take on actual charity.
Hey, someone has to pay for all those expensive cigars and cheap hookers.