J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.
Hey JP, it should be safe to get yours done now. The odds are 1,000,000 to 1 that you can die from this operation. Now that one guy has died... you're golden.
See what happens when you "supersize it"?
He wasn't very tall so maybe he decided at 65 it was now or never to compensate for his lack of height by having his junk made bigger. Kinda backfired if that's the case partner, because now everyone that hears of this knows you had a teeny weeny.
Maybe he had big hands and wanted something to match.
He got all pumped up and went too soon
You don't know it was teeny. You're basing that on circumcisional evidence.
He wanted to erect a legacy.
Annnd, there goes the pun-free post just like that. *Poof*
Who was the surgeon? Lorena Bobbitt?
Edward Scissorhands?
I hereby declare this comment to be a pun-free zone. Those of you who wish to engage in consensual word play should start your own thread.
Well Joe, the pun-free zone lasted a little over two hours. I admire the intent though.
I was busy, otherwise I woulda squashed that silly idea WAAAAAAAAy before JP did.
I used to play softball with a guy named J.P. He never would tell anyone his real name. In the bars after the games he would always use the same line on the girls: "You know what the J.P. stands for? Giant penis." The line was so dumb and inappropriate that the girls would end up laughing. They couldn't help it. In other words, the line worked. Since my initials were also J.P., I decided I would try it myself. The first girl I tried it on dumped her beer in my lap. I thought my softball team would never stop laughing. To this day, almost thirty years later, whenever I see anyone from that team they bring up the incident of my giant penis that failed.
MGAP= My Ginormous Ample Penis.
I agree. Let's make a stand for serious discussion.
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Hey JP, it should be safe to get yours done now. The odds are 1,000,000 to 1 that you can die from this operation. Now that one guy has died... you're golden.
See what happens when you "supersize it"?
He wasn't very tall so maybe he decided at 65 it was now or never to compensate for his lack of height by having his junk made bigger. Kinda backfired if that's the case partner, because now everyone that hears of this knows you had a teeny weeny.
Maybe he had big hands and wanted something to match.
He got all pumped up and went too soon
You don't know it was teeny. You're basing that on circumcisional evidence.
He wanted to erect a legacy.
Annnd, there goes the pun-free post just like that. *Poof*
Who was the surgeon? Lorena Bobbitt?
Edward Scissorhands?
I hereby declare this comment to be a pun-free zone. Those of you who wish to engage in consensual word play should start your own thread.
Well Joe, the pun-free zone lasted a little over two hours. I admire the intent though.
I was busy, otherwise I woulda squashed that silly idea WAAAAAAAAy before JP did.
I used to play softball with a guy named J.P. He never would tell anyone his real name. In the bars after the games he would always use the same line on the girls: "You know what the J.P. stands for? Giant penis." The line was so dumb and inappropriate that the girls would end up laughing. They couldn't help it. In other words, the line worked. Since my initials were also J.P., I decided I would try it myself. The first girl I tried it on dumped her beer in my lap. I thought my softball team would never stop laughing. To this day, almost thirty years later, whenever I see anyone from that team they bring up the incident of my giant penis that failed.
MGAP= My Ginormous Ample Penis.
I agree. Let's make a stand for serious discussion.
Oh that is gonna be hard for some people.