Bloomberg launching crusade against tanning salons

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• Why isn't Bloomturd in a mental institution?

  • He couldn't pass the entrance exam, he needs an IQ greater than 45.

  • Mental hospitals have those signs that say, "If you are not taller than this line..."

• The only thing NYC needs to have banned is megalomaniacs like Bloomtard.

• Why is she green? Is she vegetarian?

  • She's not a vegetarian, she's probably a libtard, which means she's a vegetable!

  • Nope, but was offered a job as an extra on Star Trek.

    • "I have green bewbs, wanna see them?"

      Yep!

      • It does seem like a nice body... good enough to make even a staunch carnivore think about going green.

• Actually, it's Mayors Offering Realistic Orange for Naked Skin, or MORONS.

• Damn can we get him to launch a campaign against John Bohner. He could have two causes. Tanning beds and lying cowardly politicians

• Dear IHTM,
  What is this '"sun" you mention? I've never heard of such a thing.
  Sincerely,

  Al Gore