Bobby Jindal Isn’t a Real Indian

Bobby Jindal Isn’t Real Indian, Says White Liberals: Obviously. All legit Indians have authentic ancestral names like Warren.

This post was last modified on June 24, 2015

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  • After much soul-searching and hours of introspection I have come to the conclusion that I can no longer "identify" with the white, Germanic, male that I once was.... I now choose to be an Irish, female, lawn chair going by the name of Patti O' Furniture. I feel sooooo much better now.

    • Yeah, this "I identify as..." stuff is hysterically funny. Too bad the people doing it don't get the joke.

      • Does anyone have any objections to me self identifying as a multi billionaire? I could really use the money.

        • Heck, no!

          I mean, if the USA* can masquerade as a prosperous nation, then I don't see a problem!

          *National debt: $18-trillion, unfunded liabilities $96-trillion.

    • That is the funniest thing I have seen this week! Thank you for the laugh!! I read it to my bride, she thought it was funny as can be....Thread win!

      :)

  • Yes. I am not a real Black person nor a woman for that matter because I am a Conservative (and a Christian and everything else they hate). In fact in the eyes of Progressives/Liberals and their ilk I am not a real person. Therefore making fun of people like me or like Jindal is appropriate (or other awful things can be done to us and it is fine since we aren't people). When you come here WILLINGLY and ESPECIALLY legally you assimilate. It is part of the game of success in this country. That DOESN'T mean that one is less of whatever their DNA or ethnicity is about.

    Zo spoke to this about Rachel Dolezal and this whole "acting Black" crap. If I find it Ill post it again.

    I think this speaks to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKTCBsGceUo the Jindal issue as well. Since he assimilated and is not "Indian" as per what liberals think Indians should be like (I guess working behind the counter at a gas station), he is not a real "Indian".

    It all comes back to slavery if you think about it. It amazes me that any person of color is a Democrat/Liberal/Progressive.

    • She is "trans-racial"

      Al Gore is trans-climate

      Obama is trans-moron

      Harry Reid is trans-anus

      and Bruce Jenner is just a tranny.....Like Beohner and McConnell.

      • And I am a transcrustacean that smells like crap. I have been accused of being a crabby old fart so it fits.

  • So these three whiter than white bread reporters are now experts on race? Looks like the one in the middle should start looking for a weight loss clinic instead of sitting on her spreading ass and writing nonsense..

    • I bet his DNA has more Inda Indian than Warren has American Indian, or. Rachel Dolezal has African American!

  • "Conservative of color"? What is WaPo's source for this clear accusation that conservatives judge political candidates based on their skin color? And of course Gov. Jindal is not a "real Indian"; he is a real American who chooses not to support identity group politics. Off with his head!

  • Good thing only conservatives can be racist, otherwise this article would sound really, really bad.