Boring rides, rusting tracks and foul toilets: Welcome to the North Korean funfair where FUN definitely isn’t an option (but at least the queues aren’t bad)

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• Isn't this the place all those OWS morons want to pattern this country after?

  • you got it in one!

    • My theory is that there are just NOT enough resources available in the world to bring everyone up to OUR standard of living, so in the interest of fairness, these people want to drag us down to Third World levels.

• NoKo sucks hard.. I've seen the footage where village children are literally eating and drinking mud to survive

• The North Korean Fun Fair also known as Broken Bones Amusement Park.

  The games of chance have no prizes, the "Bullet Train" appears to be made of cardboard, the roller coaster verges on collapse, everything else looks rusted, neglected and unsafe. Maybe it should be called Entropy Park.

  Fun, thrills, adventure, a trip to Pyongyang General Hospital (sorry, no doctors on staff).

  The dolts at Worker's World would love it, let's send them there right away.

  • What you couldn't see in the picture of the choo choo is that there are pedals in the floor of each compartment. The engine died a long time ago, and they never repaired it. Of course, I was astonished at the condition of the carousel horses. They obviously haven't been refinished in the last 75 years or so. My horses get ridden once in a while, so I usually refinish them once every three years or so.

  • I think one would be in danger of needing a tetanus shot from just walking around the roller-coaster.

    • Would the tetanus toxoid delivered through a rusty old hypodermic work?

      • um, maybe, if i didn't have to get it at camp 22 i MIGHT somehow survive.

• Hey Livvy honey, I have a terrific idea for date!!! Whaddya say, finish emptying them bedpans and let's hop a plane for Best Korea's Best Amusement Park!

  • Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! I know its almost Halloween but lets not wake the dead.