Bowe Bergdahl returning to active duty this week. What an amazingly fast brainwashing recovery! Those CIA Army brainwashers doctors are sure something!
This post was last modified on April 10, 2021
Bowe Bergdahl returning to active duty this week. What an amazingly fast brainwashing recovery! Those CIA Army brainwashers doctors are sure something!
This post was last modified on April 10, 2021
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/sgt-bowe-bergdahl-recaptured-by-taliban-after-wand,36462/
I have a better option, shoot to kill.
How many of his fellow service men will want to associate with this clown?
His traitorous ass had better be assigned to solo duty in Nome Alaska, because the troops are going to know he got people killed, and will deal with him accordingly.
Yup, he better not start any novels.
Or a book of short stories for that matter.
Or even an Archie comic book! ;-)
About the only thing this useless wanna-be towelhead will be reading will be the Quran I bet.
There is no safe post in Alaska either.
Then it sounds like it's going to suck to be Sgt. Bergdahl.
There are military bases all over Alaska, and if there isn't one where he is, there are conservative, ex-military, gun owners.
Even the small string of islands out in the Bering Sea have military bases.
Friggin' frag him.
Maybe he'll "walk off post" and into Mexico. Then Obama can make a deal and swap him in exchange for all the recent illegals currently in custody in places like Texas, Oklahoma, California, etc. Maybe we'll even get Marine Sargeant Andrew Tahmooressi thrown into the deal. sarc/off
How would you like to have that traitor as your Sergeant? I can see a Vietnam era "friendly fire" incident in his future....Oppps sorry my bad, didn't know it was loaded....
Good news about his being a sergeant is that he really isn't. He has been to none of the NCO schools or has ever held any leadership jobs. He was promoted automatically because of his POW status. He will likely never ever be a section or squad leader. Thank God!
It's like getting an honorary degree from a college, or like Obama getting a Nobel Prize. It doesn't mean shit, and when all is said and done, he'll probably be in charge of the base garbage dump, if he doesn't get court martialed first.
It happened to Lieutenant Doug Neidermeyer!
Oh man, you're killing me today :P
Oh man, your 'jammies' are killing meeeeeeee.
So they're sending pink slips to soldiers in Afghanistan, but returning the deserter to active duty. We all live in a socialist paradise now.
That is the worst part of the whole story. Bergdahl may still get court martialed but the pink slips are another eff u to those honorably serving.
That's what's pissing me off more than anything else!
Maybe the CIA will have Carrie Mathison shadowing him when he runs for Congress. Unless he runs as a Democrat. In that case Bergie will fit right in with those loontards.
Nice. (wish I'd thought of it)
http://cdn.superbwallpapers.com/wallpapers/movies/carrie-mathison-homeland-15014-1920x1200.jpg
What is the over/under for the next time he walks off of his post?
Anyone remember Orr in "Catch-22," who kept crashing in the sea because it was good practice?
I think they have a reservation awaiting his ass at the below facility...
http://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/lvn/
Your comment is just so, 6 years ago.