Boy, 7, suspended for shaping pastry into gun, dad says

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• I want to know why the school was serving pastry for breakfast? And right under the nose of the !st food snoop to boot. An ADHD kid hardly needs a sugar rush on top of everything else to start the day! And they wonder why our children have no imaginantion. Its destroyed at every opportunity.

• Simple way out of this. Tell them to turn it 90 deg to the right, it's really Florida!

  • Good poihnt. Maybe we should all picket and riot to remove Florida from the US since it is shaped like a gun. It would save a lot of problems in the long run.

• Okay kid, drop the pastry and step back! Put your hands up....another example of just how F*cking dumb educators are....My wife found a cookie cutter that is shaped like a six shooter and another shaped like a badge and bought them cause she thought it would be funny to make them for my birthday, I think I will have her bake some and send them with my grand kids to school...I can't wait till the SWAT team shows up at my house with the ATF for giving away unregistered cookies....all I can say is FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE, and no I mean the other word little Ralphy said......

• I would bet that this is how John Dillinger and Jesse James got started.

• Maryland. 'Nuff said.

• I was watching an old episode of the Andy Griffith Show and Opie and one of his friends were running around with cowboy hats and toy six shooters complete with belts and holsters. WTH, happened to this country since then?

  • Libtards!

• Once again the "real" world is far sillier than anything the Onion could have dreamed up.

• Here's the kids' iron clad defense: "I was trying to shape it into a mountain." See, he was so worried about global warming decimating the coasts, causing rising tides to cover mountains, that he felt the need to make more mountains to combat it. The kids an environmentalist, not a closet gun-shooter.