Breaking: Cops Find BURIED EXPLOSIVES in Mid-Missouri – Before Mysterious Cell Phone Purchases Were Made

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• Damn I wish one of these jihadist fools had managed to wire something wrong. Then got an unexpected call, to only be a dead jihadist with no virgins.

  Now I want quagmire, Heinz-Kerry, hildabeast and all the others who are bitching about what Trump has said on stopping the flow of those from the Goat Lover land to explain this little discovery.

• The only solution is to ban explosives and cellphones... obviously they are up to no good...

  • BTW Kimmy, the one you think is your stalker probably isn't. The library is closed, and you got a TD.

    • I laughed when I read that. Not sure if it is a joke though...

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• but-but--jeh-had johnson says the vetting process is sufficient---for pro jehadists of course. maybe the moooslime boys were saving the fireworks for a new years eve celebration

  • You can call him Ray, you can call him Jeh, but...

• And I'm sure Lynch and the department of injustice told them to stop picking on the Muslims, this was an explosives cache created by a bunch of right wing extremists.

• Too bad there was not a Jihad work accident when they buried this stuff, nothing like flying muslim parts to get your day started right.

• A side note: near the end of the story a law enforcement official is quoted to the effect that the amount of explosives found was way more than what could be used for "recreational activities". That raises the question of just how do you use explosives for recreation?

  • Ever been fishing with a stick of powder and an electric cap? Fish fry in an hour and no wasting time trolling all over the lake! (teehee)

    • Nothing that severe, just tied a blockbuster (double M-80) to a brick and toss it in the lake.

  • Fireworks.
    They use large amounts of black powder, which is explosive, as opposed to smokeless powder.

    • How disappointing; I was hoping for something like sending Progressive politicians to the Moon.

      • Well last I heard they are planning to fly to mars on Unicorn Farts.

• I'm sure this is just a coincident, there couldn't possibly be more than one Muslim related event in the same place twice in a row. Not here in the US, were the Muslims are vetted, were seldom is heard a discouraging word and the skis are not cloudy all day!