BREAKING: Five Middle Eastern Men Arrested at MEXICAN BORDER with STEEL CYLINDERS

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• How do you cultivate ebola?

  a) A steel cylinder.
  b) A dozen illegal immigrants.
  c) A wood chipper.

  • d) Insert illegals into wood chipper
    e) pack result in steel cylinders
    f) Ship off to Iran as relief food.

    • f) Send to local refuge center as relief food.

• Lucky they didn't get caught crossing into Texas with propane, you can be charged with blasphemy for attempting to grill with gas over there

  • Thank goodness it was only propane, I thought you were going to say it was that evil Freon. {shudders}

• They was just smuggling in "Goat Butt Perfume" since there is a shortage of it in the USA, Except at the White House.

  • Why would they need Goat Butt Perfume? They got Michelle right there.

• Scuba tanks. They snuck under the border...

• They were just using them to store some nitrate fertilizer, so they could bring them home to grow crops in the desert.

• Muslims are being caught in South America. They are being caught on our border with Mexico. The invasion is escalating and all the blind stupid fools in Washingtoon can do is argue over immigration reform that doesn't do shit to stop illegal immigration.

  Trumps poll numbers went up again today according to a CNN poll, I wonder why. Could it be he is the only candidate saying what Americans want to hear on illegal immigrants and border security? There is a friggin doh for you.

• They are underprivileged people that came here in order to make a better life for themselves due to the fact that it is either too hot or too cold for them wherever they came from and you know... things...

  • Didn't you know that climate change is the problem KQ? The Obummer said so, so it must be true! (snicker)

    • The question of the week is:

      How come Christians and Jews and hey Sheikhs... Buddhists... Shintoist... heck even atheists seem to be okay with the weather? How come the rest of the population of the world don't seem to be THIS affected by the weather? I mean just saying... why are they so special? Why are they so specially connected to "Mother" Earth that they feel the ill effects of weather patterns whereas the rest of us... don't?

      • You need to ask President Climate Change why his pet muslims seem to be the only ones affected negatively by the weather. And while you are at it, ask him too why we are not seeing Buddhist, Catholic, Jewish, Orthodox, Shinto, etc. terrorists, only ones from Islam?

    • That's correct. Just poor muslim souls fleeing the ravages of climate change. Bringing metal canisters, presents of Barak's red-line chemical gas and C-4 for the infidels. But don't worry - they will be vetted.

• Nothing to see here. Obie says they were just heading to recycling center with their stainless cylinders just like a responsible work place violence participant should.

  • No no, they were carrying cold water in those big Thermoses!

    • No, no, no, they are just rocket prototypes they were taking to NASA.