BREAKING: White House Literally Threatens to Shut Down Department of Homeland Security. If the GOP has any balls they’ll call his bluff. Hahahahaha! Fat chance of the GOP having any balls.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
BREAKING: White House Literally Threatens to Shut Down Department of Homeland Security. If the GOP has any balls they’ll call his bluff. Hahahahaha! Fat chance of the GOP having any balls.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Quagmire's Secret Service Protection come under DHS these days? So go ahead asshole, shut it down, and listen to the Wookie bitch when she can't go on another million dollar vacation.
well, you're not wrong:
The United States Secret Service (USSS) is a federal law enforcement agency within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.[1] Until 2003, the Service was part of the U.S. Department of the Treasury.[2]
The U.S. Secret Service has two distinct areas of responsibility:
Financial Crimes, covering missions such as prevention and investigation of counterfeiting of U.S. currency and U.S. treasury securities, and investigation of major fraud.[3]
Protection, which entails ensuring the safety of current and former national leaders and their families, such as the President, past presidents, vice presidents, presidential candidates, visiting heads of state, and foreign embassies. wiki
They left out the most important duty of the SS. Keeping the fine art of prostitution alive during difficult economic times.
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Two categories; straight news (ie Iran goes nuclear) and snark (ie Iran goes nuclear and promptly accidentally destroys Tehran)
Our expert panel of judges will deliver their decision for whomever came closest one year from today. (after football, of course) So don't miss the deadline; entries must be postmarked by 12:00... what? What do you mean nobody remembers what a postmark is? Whatever, E-entries must be time-stamped before midnight today, Jan. 1 2015. Good luck.
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You are really bored, aren't you?
OK, my guess for biggest story is either GhostntheMachine will tick off drb, and be sent to his corner, or Jeb Bush will drop out of the race because of something embarrassing.
Please cry baby boehner and McConnell do this. Then have quagmire explain why in the hell he did it. You two need to remember, elections have consequences and its about time you two were leaders, not ass kissers.
I personally hope that the ground swell against bonehead grows until he is not voted to be speaker.
Do it, Obama. No one will notice anyway. Shut down 10 other agencies and departments while you're at it. Show us just how bloated and useless the majority of the federal government is.
Nobody will notice anything until they shut down the welfare offices and national parks service.
Shutting Down DHS would affect me how? That's what I thought it wouldn't. President Pissy Pants is throwing another tantrum, perhaps its time for the conservatives to tell Obama to go F*ck hiimself...WE have had enough of his threats and lies. Shut it down, it will save money.
Where are you going to find a Conservative in DC to tell him that?
In fact, where are you going to find a Conservative in DC?
http://www.jaimekirlewcouponing.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2011-Chick-Fil-A-Appreciation-Day-620x412.jpg
Go ahead . . . make my day.
We can only hope this happens. Lessee, how does the joke go. Terrorists caught 0; enlarged prostates found 5,670,298; hernias detected 1,472,145; women with fake breasts 10,998,654; Cross Dressers 987,462; Pro-athletes with guns 6; etc.
You also forgot dirty diapers and dirty Depends.
You forgot the pre-op shemales.
PS -- if you don't know what that means, do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT do a Google image search.
Call. His. Bluff.
Whoops. How'd I post in the wrong thread?
"Never mind!", as Emily LaTella used to say.
Polo
Sorry Strina, but I can't recall a single instance of "homeland security" securing a single thing, with the exception of expensive electronic equipment,watches, jewelry,and anything else they could "secure" for themselves from peoples luggage.
Agreed. It's just the optics. Although, you can take it as he's basically admitting they are useless by threatening to shut them down.