British to Test “Geoengineering Scheme” to fight AGW

The UK wants to know: “Can a garden hose to the stratosphere really keep the planet cool?” The experiment… is meant as a test of a proposed geoengineering technique for offsetting the warming effects of greenhouse gases. If the balloon and hose can handle the water’s weight and pressure, similar pipes rising 20 kilometers could pump tons of reflective aerosols into the stratosphere. Why don’t they just give Al Gore an enema, feed him a bunch of tacos and point his butt skyward? We would also point out that it may be a lot easier to cool the planet than it will be to warm it back up when they finally figure out this AGW stuff is all Gore-sh*t.

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

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  • Oh goody, lets accelerate the demise of humanity by having a large group of wackos spew toxic shit into the stratosphere. I am sure NOTHING can go wrong with that dumb ass idea.

  • Weren't aerosols banned in the 80's because they
    were destroying the ozone layer?These geniuses are going
    to screw this planet yet trying to solve some imaginary problem.