Britney Spears sings with no music track. Cover your ears.

Let’s get right to the point. Because nothing we could write could possibly be funnier than the sound of Britney Spears singing without a music track.

In fact, there are lots of things we’d rather hear before we have to listen to Britney sing again.

For example, the hideous screeching of a she devil giving birth. The mournful wailing of a coyote whose leg is caught in trap. The sound of lunatic eating his own tongue.

But we’re feeling charitable today, so let’s just say, “Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Britney Spears.”