Let’s get right to the point. Because nothing we could write could possibly be funnier than the sound of Britney Spears singing without a music track.
In fact, there are lots of things we’d rather hear before we have to listen to Britney sing again.
For example, the hideous screeching of a she devil giving birth. The mournful wailing of a coyote whose leg is caught in trap. The sound of lunatic eating his own tongue.
But we’re feeling charitable today, so let’s just say, “Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Britney Spears.”
