Bus driver says caffeine made him grope girls

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• Execution will give him a memorial spot on the voting rolls. The term is Necro voters as seen in New Hampshire, or Potental Voters requiring assistance.

• I can't imagine Bloomberg won't seize on this:"Soft drinks are creating sex offenders!"

• Just execute him and call it what it is-taking out the pelosi-voting trash!

• Damn, I'm doing something wrong here! I drink most of a pot of coffee before I go to work. I take a thermos with me that holds 3 good cups, I'm talking about a 12 oz thermal cup, and I haven't groped anything in a long time now.

  I think I'll sue Folgers. They ain't making sure I get enough caffeine in my daily fix so I have an excuse to grope the pretty girl that checks my groceries at the store.

• He probably shouldn't drink the coffee where he's going (prison). Most of the boys there don't like the gropin' thing.

• He forgot Twinkies.

  • He was groping twinkies.

• I blame Bush.

• Woah, most excellent excuse dude! I sense a resulting class-action law suit against big caffeine.

• Bring on da womens!!!!!!!!!!!! I went to Starbucks Twice today..........An excuse for everything and and always thinking up more, sounds like this guy went to a Bill Clinton Motivational class.

  No I suppose John will be here to lecture me on the evils of Starbucks and demand that they close and set all their people's free....

  • RedBull! It gives you wings! And happy hands!

    • Chock Full of Nuts?

      I don't know of any coffee that has cigars and blue dresses in their logo.