California bill declares ungraduated high school students graduated

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• Heres another reason students are getting out of school dumber than a box of rocks and the teachers union and their wonderful idiots are to blame...

  http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/08/28/nj-teacher-who-was-late-111-times-says-was-eating-breakfast/?intcmp=hplnws

  • Maybe regular morning sex.

    • With a student....

• Oh well, most of the kids would not have been able to pass the test anyway. Who wants to go to college or get a job when these incompetent clowns can get all kinds of free shit for doing nothing?

  • I saw a t-shirt that said, "Colege Graduate"....I gotta get me one of those.

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  And this state wonders why it has problems....Sacramento, what happens when retards run the place...

  • You're insulting retards...

    • Your right, they are SMARTER than democrats....and behave better too.

      • I love retarded kids. We don't call them that any more, but that's ok. I love special kids. They're fun to work with, taking them for rides on a giant rocking unicorn.

        Democrats, not so much.

        • Can you set Vlad up with a "Toss" mode so when a democrat gets on you turn up the power and boom...the democrat flies off and lands face first on the pavement? And I am not picking on retarded kids, just retarded adult democrats. There is a difference...

        • Of course. The retarded kids are happier, smarter, cuter, and more fun to play with.

• Those people who actually earned a h.s. diploma should be pissed, because now their diploma is worthless.
  Employer "So you graduated from high school?"
  Candidate, "Duh, duh, yep. Shore did."
  Employer:"In California?"
  Candidate: "Huh. Duh ya. California. Dats it."
  Employer: "Thanks for coming in. Don't call us, we'll call you."

  • Kinda the same principle that urinated Clarence Thomas off back in the day about affirmative action; all his hard work didn't count for jack because people thought he was a token and hadn't earned it.

    • Meant to expand on that (it's gorgeous out there and my boots fit) but I was in a hurry, read the book

      http://www.amazon.com/My-Grandfathers-Son-Clarence-Thomas/dp/0060565551/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1440802819&sr=8-1&keywords=clarence+thomas

• The state mental health facility at sacramento has been working overtime,

• Why not give them a doctorate degree while they're at it...

• Maybe the State could declare that dust is now water, and thus the drought is over.

  • Or declare the delta smelt to be a human fetus, then they won't need to be protected.

    • Took me a couple seconds while on break. Damn, that was good.

  • For real! And all that unfunded pension debt that is about to bankrupt the state? Declare those pensions funded! Declare the super train already built! Declare Nancy Pelosi a genius! The sky's the limit!

    And after all that, when California has been turned into a declared nirvana, why not declare Obama a great golfer just for the hell of it?