California Is About To Pass A Bizarre Law Making Sex A Legalistic Nightmare For College Males. If you’re a male college student in California make sure you whip out your Consent to Have Sex form and have it signed, dated and notarized before you whip out something else.
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Step 1: Become a notary
Step 2: Encourage males to get a notarized document to protect them from legal battles and false "rape" claims.
Step 3: Convince women to allow the documents to last no more than 3 hours so a "constant approval" cannot be used as a form of rape
Step 4: Charge $5 per notarized document
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit!!!!
You can't get it notarized without violating the contract!
The notary can promise not to read it.
Soooo...
What do you do when the chick whips out a pad of these and half of them have been torn out of the booklet.
There should be a condom stapled to each one.
Come on, there has to be an app for this....
Full body condom.
And here are the rest of the forms coming from the state of Kalifornia department of Sexual oversite and motor vehicles.
http://l2uj.blogspot.com/2014/07/need-help-with-your-paperwork.html
Since I'm not a college student myself, can I bang college students without the form?
I believe you are exempt....Not from Obama care, but from signing the sex form for college girls...I hear Sandra Fluke printed out a whole ream....
That ought to cover her for Monday.
She's not exactly who I had in mind.
NO but like McDonald's Billions served........Sandra is a "hard" worker..
What a Facebook fantasy for the perverts. That's right. Put it on FB and then the world will know who the nastiest hoochie is at school. Privacy? Are you kidding?
So... this paper is supposed to be the answer to rape?
Rapists are not going to bother so no one is protected from rape... this if anything, is to protect males from being accused of rape when they didnt and they actually took the time to have this form filled.
Leave to California to fuck things up for people wanting to fuck. Even the porn industry is leaving, & the Golden State ain't so golden anymore.
When I saw the disclaimer at the bottom about checking with your attorney, that was all I needed to know about how this asinine law got passed.
How are you supposed to check with an attorney if you aren't allowed to disclose this agreement to a third party unless there are charges of sexual misconduct? By consulting an attorney, you violate the contract.
The trial lawyers are all "excited" about this, they are looking "forward" to suing someone who didn't fill out the paperwork the right way. forgot to cross their T and dot their I...I see a boom in business in Nevada brothels and a lot of angry female college students...
How can you legislate away reasonable doubt?
How is this not getting the govt into people's bedrooms? I thought rape and sexual assault was illegal already?
Does this only apply to colleges? What about trade-schools? Beauty-College? The Electoral College?
Why is there only space for one+one participants? You numerist!! What if someone wants multiple partners?
Reminds me of the Cherry 2000 movie.
I know that didn't star Sandra Fluke.