Category: 2018 News

Dubious Claim?: Whales that washed up on Irish beaches ‘may have been killed by military sonar’. Washed up whales, you say? Has anyone seen Rosie O’donnell lately?

Want to know why it’s taking so long for the GOP to rid us of Obamacare? We’ll just leave this here for comment.

 

New Jersey police chief busted for trying to buy cocaine. Remember New Jersey subjects (sorry if you live in NJ you’re not really a citizen), only the police should have guns. We guess that’s true if you like coked up cops.

‘Call the police’: Shocking moment customer in ‘Impeach Trump’ shirt is denied service at restaurant while a fellow diner tells the manager to call authorities on the man. Well shucks. It’s perfectly OK if you refuse service to someone who’s wearing a MAGA hat, but the TV show “What Would You Do?” will never show that one for some strange reason.

Air Force officer wants to drop BOMBS on wildfires in California and Colorado to extinguish them by sending shockwaves that blow out the flames. We have a suggestion where he should drop a bomb to solve a lot of problems in California.

2019 Land Rover releases pricing for Range Rover P400e plug-in hybrid. We can hardly wait to spend $100,000 so we can save $60-70 a month on gas.

Fredericton mass shooting: Police officers among four dead. Here we have another case of Canada’s overly excessive gun laws failing again. We guess no one put a sign up saying it was a mass murder-free zone.

Turkey’s currency takes 20% dive to fresh all-time low after Trump tweets new tariff rates. Trump has effectively weaponized Twitter. Now one tweet can ruin some despot’s day.

Southern California’s ‘Holy Fire’ Has Burned 9,614 Acres, Suspected Arsonist Under Arrest. Oh look another one of Jerry Brown’s global warming caused forest fires. We guess global warming drove him crazy so he started a fire.

California Legislature Wants ‘Gender Diversity’ on Every Corporate Board. We keep saying the people in Sacramento are crazed and here’s yet more proof. This will hopefully drive more viable businesses with HQ’s in California out of the state. Basically they’re planning on mandating that chicks with dick’s must be on corporation boards.

Secret DMV office serves lawmakers, Capitol staffers. Yes peons, you can wait in DMV lines for hours on end while we elite’s in Sacramento sneak across the street to the secret DMV office with no waiting.  This is called why they don’t want a DMV audit.

Some California State Lottery executives accused of lewd behavior. No doubt Jerry Brown appointees no doubt Democrats.

Brown, Lt. Governor Gavin Newsom and various members of government. The letter alleges gross misconduct, inappropriate drunken behavior, and lewd sexually inappropriate public conduct by some members of the California State Lottery management team while traveling on the state’s dime.

The photos attached in the letter allegedly show different managers on a 2016 work trip at a Southern California bar. One giving someone the middle finger and putting his head up the front of a woman’s shirt.

Ohio Finds Nearly 600 Uncounted Votes In Too-Close-To-Call Special Election. Oh yeah? Whose trunk were they ‘found’ in?

Bay Area gains new icon with San Francisco’s ‘Grand Central Station of the West.’ The homeless and drug addicts will now have a new spot to poop, pee and pass out after going on a bender or shooting up. When they feel the call of the wild they can go use the facilities on the roof. Watch where you step.

Feds Spend $140,625 to Reduce ‘Intersectional Stigma’ of Transwomen in Nepal. Well, whatever the hell intersectional stigma is, this is yet another waste of tax-payer money so someone can have a long vacation in Nepal

Ocasio-Cortez: Think Of All The Funeral Expenses We’ll Save Under Medicare For All! Yeah, with people waiting a year or more for needed medical procedures they’ll die laughing. She’s got Cuomo getting that “Tucker Carlson stare.”

Man arrested at New Mexico compound was training kids to commit school shootings, court documents say. Will all school teachers who don’t want to be armed, don’t want campus carry and don’t want the police or armed guards on campus please raise your hands.

CA Gov. Jerry Brown Vetoed Bipartisan Wildfire Management Bill in 2016.  If you want to thank someone who’s responsible for half the state burning down call Jerry Brown.

Every Planet Fitness Member Needs to Read This Shocking Story. The moral of the story appears to be that Planet Fitness has no morals. This is a long but interesting read.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez goes 0 for 3 on political endorsements. So much for that socialist wave Democrats have been trying to ride.

InfoWars App Overtakes CNN on Charts, CNN Lobbies Apple to Censor. InfoWars is #4, CNN is #6. CNN even sucks in the App ratings. We downloaded it just to be pricks.

670 ballots in a precinct with 276 voters, and other tales from Georgia’s primary. But the Democrats say there’s no voter fraud.

Facebook Wants Banks to Hand Over Your Financial Information. Next Dork Boy will want an anal probe up your ass so he can tell what you eat.

Mayor Blames Trump For Black Doll Hung In Playground. Reverend: Here’s Who Actually Did It. More Democrat jumping to conclusions. Take a guess then check out the link.

Government-funded researchers discover basic ballistics. Our government has yet another overpriced no shit Sherlock moment.

The researcher found that the use of “medium” and “large” caliber guns resulted in more fatal wounds than the “small” caliber firearms.