Chavez: Hey, maybe the US gave me cancer? “Would it be strange if (the US) had developed a technology to induce cancer, and for no one to know it?” No, but we do have a technology that induces clownishness and paranoia, and unfortunately it works like a charm.
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It would be nice if someone poked him with an AIDS infected needle. It wouldn't be that hard. Just poke him while he's asleep. This brainfart is a total moron. I wish him all the pain a human can possibly endure.
Yeah, it was done by the same bunch that killed off all the Kennedy assassination conspirators.
Really, if we could do that, you woulda been sucking Satan's d--k in Hell a long time gone now, Hugo.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! the United States gave me cancer, and killed all my unicorns. They flew over in space ship and sprinkled magic cancer dust on me.
How the F*ck does an idiot like this get elected to any office? Oopps my bad, forgot who our dear leader is.
More like Karma gave Hugo cancer, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
I thought Sean was a cancer....
Could we give Sean Penn cancer, too? Please....
Incredibly stupid comment, but many people will believe him. And speaking of stupid, I won't be surprised to see the OWS types start protesting in his behalf soon.
BTW, Chavez himself is a cancer on the world. The sooner he is tits up the better. But that we be another opportunity for Jimmy Dumbnuts to weep to the world about another fellow commie biting the dust.
Come on Chavez, you cannot just "inject" someone with cancer, it's something that grows within you. We all have cancer cells in us but for most of us, they lie dormant.
Nice try Chavez. You have truly shown your ignorance here moron. You can't just "Inject" someone with cancer. All of us have Cancer cells within us but for most of us, they lie dormant.
What's funnier? Chavez blaming the USA for his cancer? Or Arafat blaming the Jews for whatever killed him? This is all stadard operating procedure for cult of personality types like Chavez. It is funny, but what they put those the rule through is not.