China to send its first woman into space: We were tempted to stop right there and say “Big deal, we did that decades ago.” But then we remembered . . . we no longer have a set transportation system that can get people into space. Thanks Obama!
China to send its first woman into space: We were tempted to stop right there and say “Big deal, we did that decades ago.” But then we remembered . . . we no longer have a set transportation system that can get people into space. Thanks Obama!
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I sure hope this has a happy ending. . .
She must be a bigger pain than hillary if they want her off the planet
Neither Chinese astronautness-wannabe is as beautiful as Judy Robinson or Ginger. Oh, wait a minute, Ginger was stranded on Gilligan's Island.
Mary Ann was hotter.
It has to do with the "reverse cow-girl" thing and weightlessness with the male creating sperm being unaffected by the vacuum (why not, male brains are empty, right?) of space so the Chi-Coms can build a huge dam and wall after we screw it up and save the moon.
....unfortunately, they used a giant slingshot and she didn't make it past the Great Wall.
I am sure her parents are glad they didn't abort her. How unfortunate that many other girls will never have that choice to want to get into an astronaut program.
If Mr. Obama treated the rest of the federal budget like he treated NASA's he'd be the Tea Party candidate this time around.
They're looking for a new way of disposing of women. Sending up a thousand female astronauts per mission.
We should start a similar program, and use Hillary, Dummy Washerwoman Schmutz, Roseanne, Rosie O, Whoopi, Garofalo, Ralphie Madcow, and Moochelle as the test pilots.
Is she a "volunteer"?
It depends on your definition of volunteer. I'm guessing our definition of volunteer is different than that of Communist China (and your basic liberal).
We believe that you can decide if you want to go do something for yourself, that's okay. You don't need to subordinate your desires to the notion that the collective knows best.
They think that you must be placed in a situation where only one choice is allowed and that the the forced choice must fulfill the desires of the collective. "We are the ChiComs. Resistance is futile."
Careful, China! Don't lose her! You're running out of women pretty quickly!
Yeah. I suppose, though, the ChiComms figure any female able to survive their compulsory abortion policies must be tough enough to head into space.
As free as she'll feel, her next big trip will be defection to the U.S.