Chris Matthews Blames Lack of ‘Straight Lines’ for Train Crash

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• He needs no straight lines, he's a punch line.

  • Actually, he needs to be punched.

    • ^^^WIN^^^

      • http://knuckledraggin.com/2015/05/practicing-to-be-an-amtrak-engineer/

        • you're tryna get me thowed out the libery ain'tcha?

        • Kinda hard to lyao "quietly" in the liberry ain't it? Why I plumb the depths of the interwebz when the SleepDemons visit, just so I can spring something on you when you least expect it. Then that lady over ← can frown at you and say "shhhh". She still scares the hell out of me.

        • :D

• Everytime he says something I always say that he couldn't possibly be that stupid... and then he talks again...

• Oddball Tingles......Kids this is the confused old man your parents warned you about. I see a bleak future of Oddball, driving around grade schools with a van full of candy.....

• all for eminent domain until they come for his house.

• And gravity causes plane crashes.

  It's like when GWA complain about glaciers melting. That is all ice does- it melts. It is here, and then it melts. We should not be surprised when it happens...

• He reeks of desperation.

  • ... or retardation.

  • or something:
    http://louisdressner.com/lib/images/DSCN2825.JPG

    • Achmed! Long time no see, looks like you lost some weight while over there playing in the sand again? How's the new job working out? I hear it's a blast.

      • :D

        where the heck you been? I was worried my previous avi had scared you away.

        (twas a pic of a sanitarium worker taking away a spider* from Renfield)
        *the spider was hard to see.

        • And if I remember correctly, the silly f#@ would eat them. (great movie btw, if it's the one I'm thinking of) Gives me shivers just thinking about it...

        • 'twas the original D, mit Bela.

• Gee, I wonder if there is a correlation between this post and the previous one about MSNBC ratings hitting a ten year low?