Christian Numerologist Says World Will End On Sept. 23

View Comments (26)

• I'm going to be in Vegas Sat night. If I see Nibiru on the horizon, I'll break my 15 + years of sobriety and head to the bar...

  • Bad idea. What if Kim Kardashian walks by and you think it's Nibiru?

    • I think her posse would be a tail tale sign.

      • What sort of crack was that?

    • Or a full moon....

      • Oh, I see where you're going with this. Kim does have a rather ample backside, yet I'm pretty certain the size of her posse, as previously stated, would be a dead giveaway.

        • Looks like the cataclysm will not be hitting us after all. I mean, surely we could see it by now if it was close, right? I reckon my sobriety will remain intact for at least the rest of week.
          We plan to spend just enough time in Vegas to get our bags and head north to southern Utah, the Grand Canyon for some beautiful scenery and hiking. Unless Kim and her big a$$ posse is at the airport mingling with us common folk that fly commercial, I predict the only big crack I might see will be the Grand Canyon.

        • "Grand Canyon?" Is that what Kanye calls it?

        • Adds new meaning to 'going out West' now, don't it?

        • So will you be riding one of those asses into the Grand Canyon? Best way to get down into the canyon they say.

        • Not sure if we're going to go down to the bottom this visit. I'll hike it if we do. Most likely just relax on the rim and keep an eye out for cataclysms.

        • Watch out for Lamebrain McCain...he might be doddering around.

        • Well if you're gonna hike it, don't eat too heavy before you head down. Stick with a tossed salad.

        • Yep, we done it this time, didn't we?

        • A veritable chasm of bad taste, no ifs, ands, or butts about it.

        • No ifs, and, or buts JP. You left me speechless. Rarely happens to me, but, damn Dude! ;)

• Like the goobers in Seattle that bought new Tennis shoes, filled their pockets with quarters, (Pay phones in space?) and committed suicide because the world was gonna end and they were gonna go a for a ride on a comet....

• Aight...

• The Jehova's Witnesses have been predicting the end of the world since the late 1800's. John Wimber of Calvary Chapel said the world would end in 1982. Oops!

  • I was married to a Jehovah's Witness for ten years. Never heard anything about a specific date for the end times.

    • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Jehovah%27s_Witnesses#Failed_predictions

  • Yeah, those people are certifiable. They've made dozens, maybe even hundreds of predictions that didn't come true--they just republish their books with new dates when shit they predicted doesn't happen. For example, according to Wikipedia, "...other failed predictions were ignored, and replaced with new predictions; for example, in the book, The Finished Mystery (1917), events were applied to the years 1918 to 1925 that earlier had been held to occur prior to 1914. When the new interpretations also did not transpire, the 1926 edition of the book changed the statements and removed the dates."

• This dumb ass has predicted the end of the world before and been wrong. I interviewed another one of these dumb asses back in 2011, Harold Camping. He first predicted the end of the world in 1994. Then he predicted May of 2011. When that didn't happen he moved it to October of 2011. Still didn't happen. Shortly after that he had a stroke and later died so I guess the world did end for him. Followers sold their homes and liquidated all their possessions and gave it to his church in anticipation of the apocalypses that never occurred... so I guess there is your motivation for these dumb asses and their predictions. They make money off it, plain and simple.

  • Yeah he was in Oakland. Caused a lot of misery over his bullshit.

• LMAO, I've been hearing doomsday crap like this since I was a kid. Nibiru/Planet X, all that inane garbage. The next major quake is going to separate Kalifornia from the continental US(Not that I would mind), on and on.

  Remember those headcases that followed some idiot cult leader and committed suicide wearing black outfits and Nikes while covered with purple shrouds? What's that quote from the bible you used to see people carrying signs around for? John 3:16?

  Numerologists are a joke.

  • Oh yes, the Heaven's Gate folks. They never should have eaten the pudding.
    Besides, anything large enough to obliterate the planet coming in from deep space would have been visible to the naked eye months ago.