City of New York introduces new KYNG-size condom. Seems appropriate. At first glance, the condom business seems like a strange activity for city government, but think about it: with the new communist mayor, bureaucrats will be giving New Yorkers a bigger screwing so…
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I know it's old but it is so perfect, especially for this. The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
I've always wondered something about the 98% effectiveness claim for condoms, for preventing pregnancy. How is that figured? You have sex a hundred times, wearing a condom, only two women get pregnant?
Ya know, that's what I always worried about. Even at 99 times out of a hundred, I'm running down the bad side of the odds in a month.
That kind of sex, leaks don't matter. Just wash your hands and go back to your pew.
"Even at 99 times out of a hundred, I’m running down the bad side of the odds every decade."
Fixed it. :P
You could probably get a big federal grant to study the issue.
Yeah, but since I'm not gonna wear the condom, I'd have to study other guys. I'll pass. Unless maybe I can make a bunch of mon,.....er,....never mind.
King size condom - for citizens to put on their heads (the ones outside their pants) so that no improper, diseased thoughts contaminate their brains. Utopia!
More like protection from infection when they shove their head up their ass. Perfect for NY-ers.
The comments over there already have a winner:
"This is an official state confirmation that New Yorkers are the biggest (d1cks) in the room."
You made me look, I like this one too;
"Just what I want. A condom produced by the low bidder on a government contract."