Clerk knocks out armed robber, makes him clean up his own blood when he comes to. Never bring a pellet gun to a fight with a guy who has a left hook like his. Sage advice.
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What you never see are all the dash cam videos exonerating cops of bogus claims by people they've arrested because those aren't "news." Same here. Smart store owner, having cameras all over the place. Mohammad doesn't stand a chance trying to sue this guy.
I heard about this on the radio and laughed my ass off, but seeing it is even more priceless!
If it weren't for the fact that there are ambulance chasers lining up to defend Mohammad, or whatever his name is, this would just make my day. Should have made him lick up the blood. But hindsight is 20/20.
There is no explaining ignorance and stupidity. This "robber" got what was coming to him a good old fashion ass kicking.
Never let your pellet gun write checks your ass can't cash....
They say never hit a man with a clenched fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.
Nah, you gotta smack a fool with your fist. Crooks don't go down nearly as fast if you bitch slap them with an open hand.
Alright! Give that clerk a raise.
cool clerk clocks crook, cudos.
nice headline, gr8 alliteration. 11pts, minus one for misspelling kudos.
BOOM! BOOM! Out go da lights!
Yep, looked Muslim to me. I guess he didn't fight back because it's the religion of peace. Either that, or he was unconscious. Way to go, Derek!