Climate Clown Pachauri Steps Down Amid Sexual Harrassment Allegations. In honor of his stepping down we offer a poem.
He’s got that global warming in his pants
He says it feels like fire ants
When I see a Hindu chick
It does some strange things do my dick
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Talk about a revealing resignation letter! Listen to this:
http://www.climatedepot.com/2015/02/24/un-ipcc-chief-admits-global-warming-is-religious-issue-it-is-my-religion-and-my-dharma/
It is my religion and my dharma.
http://tinyurl.com/n2bydr9
No like most of the people in the U.N. clown car, stealing money and screwing chicks is his religion. He prays every night to the money gods and the Hooters restaurant chain.
Considering how ugly this guy is, I bet even a call-girl would turn him down, how matter how much of that "climate change" money he offered her.
He's living proof that a person can take diplomatic immunity too far. Once held up to scrutiny, he folds up the tent and steals away like a thief in the nght. Now if we can just get the rest of the UN to do that...
Well, with his looks, he doesn't have to worry about money. He can always be a male model.
He can always be a male model.
The "Before" picture in a plastic surgeon's ad?
Yeah. He could even be inna movie: "Zoolander and Debbie Wasserman have an Ugly-assed love-child".
Gah, now where's that jug of mind bleach.