Climate scientists suffering from “pre-traumatic stress.” According to New York Magazine, the poor little darlings are freaking out and depressing themselves with their own apocalyptic predictions. Or something.
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I doubt they'll get REALLY depressed until their grants get cut.
Not sure I believe this. Seems like more green propaganda trying to get us to feel sorry for these environazis. I wish these phony cretins really were under stress, like stress from working in a coal mining gulag 24/7/365
Awwww, poor babies. I guess selling your soul for gooberment research handouts eventually catches up and these clowns are finding out the circus has left town.
The problem is that they are starting to believe their own hocus pocus!
They really have only two choices:
1] Interplanetary travel
2] Suicide
Option one may never be possible, that leaves only option 2.
I heard Michael Mann tried to kill himself with pills but used the same data refinement algorithms he uses in his climate models. By the time those algorithms were done adjusting his body weight downward and adjusting the number of pills required per pound downward, the dumb sap took two Tylenol and woke up feeling better than when he started.
Someone moved the decimal point too far, damn it!
Someone should hit him in the head with a hockey stick.
Made out of cast iron.
They're stressed because all of their predictions have fallen flat on their face and inside they probably know all the crap they pump out is BS. Reality is a bitch.
Screw euthanasia, dump them all in the middle of a big pack of polar bears and let them find out for themselves just how helpless those bears are. Polar bears far predate the end of the last ice age as well as modern human civilization and will probably be here getting along just fine after humans are extinct because most humans have lost all basic survival instincts. Many humans today would be lost without a cell phone, not to mention grocery stores or fast food joints.
Oh and F Earth Day while we're at it. The earth doesn't give a flying F what humans do and it will keep cruising merrily through the solar system until the sun reaches red giant stage and burns it to a crisp.
Idiots.
This got a little long but I just got into it with a tree hugging cousin and I needed to vent. :)
The earth doesn’t give a flying F what humans do and it will keep cruising merrily through the solar system until the sun reaches red giant stage and burns it to a crisp.
"But, if we cut our carbon output, we can stop the Sun from doing that!"
Yea, and if we cut our carbon output enough, there will be no CO2 for the plants to live on, and vegetarians will die off, leaving the Earth in the hands of the meat eaters.
HEY!! Sounds like a plan! I never thought I would support Gore, but this is an acceptable outcome!
And.... nobody cares...
They got a severe case of offenditis....It's caused by lying constantly and failing to understand why people think your an asshole....The only treatment I know of is an Obama deathpanel....
Tell me where I can send the razor blades. It's the least that I can do for those poor little special snowflakes.
I don't ordinarily advocate suicide but in their case I wouldn't rule anything out.
Can I kick the chair?
I'll send some rope.
Euthanasia, anyone?