Cocaine dealer avoids jail by pretending he is illegal Mexican immigrant and gets DEPORTED instead. “Alvarado was facing a sentence of up to 15 years but instead was deported, according to court records.” Next time you get pulled over just shrug and say – No speeka da englas.
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makes one wonder if one might use the same ploy were one to be captured after assassinating certain high level politicians.
'course if the certain high level politician were a truly conservative republican there would not even be media coverage, let alone a criminal investigation.
Yesss, dats right, officer, I bane here illegal from Sveden, I snook in off da banana boat. I guess you yust have to send me back to boring Old Country filled vit all dose blue eyed busty blonde girls....
Illegals have been using this tactic for decades to get home for the holidays. Dummy up, no ID and get deported home for the Christmas. Another free ride from the stupid Americans.
Hey, it worked in the Cheech and Chong movie, didn't it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2K-_2AHYh0
With the blessing of Eric "the red" Holder and Mr. Napolitano I'm sure.
They probably joined him for the limo ride to Mexico, gave him a kiss and $200 to start a new life!
Just $200? Are you kidding me? Don't be so insulting - I am sure he got Social Security, a Health Card, a Driver's License, free entry into the Publik Edumakation University of his choice, an AK-47 (loaded), a Demokratic Voter Registration Card, a MasterCard, VisaCard, AmerikanExpress Card, a no interest Mortgage, and a Mp3 Player - loaded with all of nObama's Speeches from 2008, and last but certainly not least a "Get Out of Jail Free" card, good for his next arrest when he comes back across the border. $200, we should be so lucky!