Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables in UK

Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables in UK. Ummm, poop and pee mixed with cocaine… and no telling what the dealer might have put in it. Oh, and congratulations are in order: the UK has now been named “cocaine capital of Europe.”

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  • Looks like someone got the baby powder and the coke mixed up!
    Got to be more careful when filling the diaper bag in the future.

  • Tragic, just tragic, it's unconscionable that 1/10 UK babies can't afford coke. Seriously, it would be interesting to find out who is typically hired to clean the bathrooms.

  • What the F**K is wrong with people? That is the nastiest thing I've ever heard. You know what else there are traces of on changing tables? Piss and shit!!!!!!! I don't care what people do in the privacy of wherever, but what kind of crackhead f**kup do you have to be to do that? I need a drink!

  • dern coke-heads. At least they can't get hold of firearms (easily) and go on drug induced killing sprees. I'm inclined to believe it's the muslims who are the suppliers of this detrimental drug, and not columbians.