New trend is Alien to us: Apparently there is a new, and disturbing, trend going round with the hep kids of today. They love colon. They love to wear colon. They love to bath in colon. And they especially love the way the smell of colon lingers on their hands all day long.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021


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i always wondered why it smelled like ,,"ass", all the time when i drive -thru the cities!! yikes!
i kept blaming my poor,innocent dawg!! lol
I needed a good laugh today. Thanks IHTM!!!!!
Hey, my Tip got itself promoted.. wait, waaaaat? I can't tell if Kip's giving me a tip-of-the-hat or a slap-upside-the-head.
I'll just remind y'all, Real Aliens don't have colons. I don't know anything about what's possessed these kids
It was definitely a tip-of-the-hat.
Chanel No. 2!
lol
Feeling better this morning sweetheart?
Yes, thank you. :D
Muwah!
OOOOO...thank you again! :D
:-D
Reminds me of Colon Powell.
The great RINO General Powell?
RINO Colon?
lol
It's either a display of the sad state of our education system, or auto-spelling on texting devices run amuck.
I just heard that Obama loves the way his dogs colon smells....oh wait, he loves the way his colon TASTES
well smell does have a lot to do with taste.
Thank you teacher's unions. you have created generations of half-wits who will never amount to anything. Hell, they voted a president who is invisible before 2000 into office. You wrecked America-with the help of one Jimmy Carter. Hope you, and Jimmy go straight to hell where you belong! Fucking douchebags!
Kids today.. sheesh! A small group of them hijacked an 18-wheeler in Denver today and when they were apprehended they all Tweeted how much they "luv dem sum semicolon."
*rimshot*
Since we're talking about colon, wouldn't that be rimjob?
UGGGGHH!
Wow this one is getting around! I saw the same shtick earlier today over on one of the "FAILBlog" sites!